Facebook Yes Man 

To RSVP “Attending” to any event you are invited to on Facebook, without considering the event, the time, the duration, or who is attending. You may not attend the event, but you increase the guest list by attending.

“Oh hey man, I noticed you’re coming to my Halloween party? What’s your costume?”
“Oh dude I forgot to tell you, I’m a Facebook Yes Man, Facebook says I’m attending four Halloween parties that night.”
“What?”

Facebook Yes Man by JP_002 August 11, 2009

Spot the white man 

A term used when you're in an area that is full or almost full of dark skinned people.

You know in Blackburn? It's like 'Spot the white man'!

Spot the white man by Alex December 27, 2003

You're the man 

Cooler way of saying "you rock". Involves comparing your friend to "the man", ex: God, Jesus, Allah, Buddah, Chuck Norris

"John, you're the man."
"No Chris, YOU'RE the man."

You're the man by Hermitage_XCountry April 12, 2009

Man Bath 

When a man needs a bath, he doesn't fill up the tub, he just turns the shower on and sits in it.

Teddy - What a day, I'm going to go take a Man Bath.

Man Bath by Matt May 22, 2008

Stinko Man 

A japanese
Cartoon version of Strong Bad who lives in the year 20X6

His head looks like a bean.
He has real, real big eyes.
He has no thumbs.
He's all shiny.
His boots are a whole lot cooler than Strong Bad's... Like robot boots.
His mouth is real tiny when its closed, and RIDICULOUSLY HUGE when its open.
He's thrown in space and flies around in cool poses.

Homestar Runner: Hey, Stinko Man, everyone says you're the guy, but I wanna be the guy too!
Stinko Man: No way, you're just a kid! Maybe when you're older...

Stinko Man by Ultrahawk June 26, 2003

man van 

A minivan, usually older, but doesnt have to be that a teenager boy drives. A point of humor with his friends that have their own cars. Usually resulting in them questioning his sexual orientation or the size of his genitals.

The kind of car a 16/17 yr old guy drives if he doesnt have a car or he has to drive his moms because his older sister/brother is driving the "kids" car.

man van by The_Big_Sexy August 31, 2005

Man-Nap 

-To Kidnap a grown man for torture or pleasure.

1) I am going to Man-Nap you, lock you in my basement and spank you til say momma.

2)"Who's in your shower?" "Oh that's Luke, I have Man-Napped him for the weekend to help me stain the deck"

Man-Nap by Carley Raine April 24, 2006