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Getting some quality sleep where you shouldn't be.
I hadn't slept the night before work, and had been out drinking rather too much. I came into work late with a hangover and then took a man nap in the disabled toilet for a few hours...

Good times...
man nap by Anonymous0000 September 19, 2005
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n. A nap which entails finding the smallest, most uncomfortable space possible and then taking a nap in that space.
What is he doing in that kitchen cabinet? Taking a man nap.
man nap by CCCCCCCCCC May 4, 2005
A nap taking place at a field of work where one "hides" from the work environment in usually a small and cramped but funny place for a good amount of time.
The Romanian has been behind the TVs for an hour now and customers need help. He must be taking a man nap!
Man nap by Steve Ko August 10, 2005
taking a nap in an uncomfortable and downright strange place, and sometimes going to great lengths to do so.
GEORGE: Jerry, look at my eyes.
JERRY: A little less beady today.
GEORGE: Because I'm REFRESHED. I finally found a way to sleep in my office. Under the desk. I lie on my back. I tuck in the chair. I'm invisible.
JERRY: Sounds like a really cool fort.

^^see? George takes a man nap.
man nap by Seinfeld Lover September 21, 2005
Man Napping is the Civilian Equivalent of the Forced Rest, that is taking a nap when it is necessary or not so, to forcefully recharge your batteries. This is generally ordered by the NCOs or Officers in your Platoon, Flight or Division.
Can be a restful and recuperative thing...
I was man napping during my shift... Got caught but I didn't get RTUed, I just caught el supremo...
Man nap by J. Michael Reiter September 6, 2005

Man napped 

When you get thrown in a sexy group chat with girls demanding dick pics and don't know how you got there you were man napped.
I don't even know how I ended up in this chat. Yo you were man napped
Man napped by Mine & yours March 24, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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