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french class

a class that you play video games in, usually lasts about 60 minutes, with teacher desperately trying to keep the students on-task. It is usually caused by supply teachers or other phenomenom like that.

(does not include high school french class, as I have not experienced how it is like yet)
1: "ugh that class that we just had was such a french class, the new teacher didn't even know the rules!"
2: "Yeah, I was playing video games and watching youtubethe almost the whole time!"
1: "can you at least pretend that you are working? such a disgrace."
2: "Hey, I wrote 1.5 words!"
2:"I love french class"
by craisins.inc June 15, 2018
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french bris

A reverse circumcision. When you have a foreskin reattached.
"The doctor talked him into a french bris and now he has a fraken-dick."
by JulezzR May 13, 2018
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French

A person who likes roblox hentai and has a foot fetish. He has a huge crush on Razer and cuddles with him every night. French is a huge weeb. K
Kala:French loves roblox hentai
French:^^
by Incestgod101 June 8, 2019
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French Frying

When someone is not doing well.
They may be in trouble, or perhaps they may be really sick. They are not having a good time.

Origin: South Park

In order to go down the ski slopes and pick up speed you should place your skis parallel in the french fry position.

To slow down or stop you should place your skis together in the shape of a slice of pizza.

“If you french fry when you should have pizza’d you’re gonna have a bad time.”
“COVID-19 got me french frying right now, I feel horrible.”

“If you keep driving so reckless you might end up french frying at the hospital, maybe it’s best you drive safe.”

“My favourite team is french frying! They have 0 goals while the other team already has 7!”
by Baby Yoda is Cute AF November 17, 2021
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the french peepers

When one guy watches girls from afar with binoculars while his buddy jerks him off
two guys doing this is how I came up with the "french" part. the peeper being the whole using binoculars to watch girls at the pool and not being about to jerk it without loosing you line of sight. making said guys the french peepers.
by ctr13 July 10, 2009
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Total French Move

An act of extreme douchebaggery typified by those individuals raised in the country of France. The act is not confined to those of French speaking origins. However it is best illustrated amongst the French people within their natural habitat, particularly after heavy consumption of chocolate truffle cocktails.
Hey, did that belligerent, hairy French guy just moon those chicks sitting in the park?

Yeah, he did. Total French Move.
by calimochoman July 19, 2011
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The French Gambet (gahm-BAY)

It's a very classy skewering of the anus in such a way that it represents an expression of property. It is a sodomy using not penile insertion, but instead, each gambet giver has their own totem. And they design the totems personally, increasing in glamour, decoration, and detail as affluence grows with the holder of the totem.

The Gambet actually started in French Colonized Africa by the natives in The 18th Century. It was discovered by the French Colonizers and word spread quickly to France and the trend grew quickly in the bourgeoise and elites in France.
François: "Hey, baby. Would you like to see my totem?!"
Zoë: "The French Gambet (gahm-BAY) ?! That's a big step!"
François: "I know, baby. I know."
by SuperKryssie June 9, 2013
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