When someone is not doing well.
They may be in trouble, or perhaps they may be really sick. They are not having a good time.

Origin: South Park

In order to go down the ski slopes and pick up speed you should place your skis parallel in the french fry position.

To slow down or stop you should place your skis together in the shape of a slice of pizza.

“If you french fry when you should have pizza’d you’re gonna have a bad time.”
“COVID-19 got me french frying right now, I feel horrible.”

“If you keep driving so reckless you might end up french frying at the hospital, maybe it’s best you drive safe.”

“My favourite team is french frying! They have 0 goals while the other team already has 7!”
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A French Fry is Tall, blonde, beautiful, and salty, much like Emma
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one of many slangs in the south for XANEX due to its shape and sometimes color
"you got any french fry's", "want a french fry", " i just poped two french fry's"
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One of the two options one can take when making decisions, the other being pizza. Usually the right decision. Sometimes refers to the X and Triangle buttons on Sony PlayStation controllers.
"If you pizza when you're supposed to french fry, you're gonna have a bad time!"
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Used by fantasy sports enthusiasts; an athlete with negligible statistics, often dangled as trade bait in fantasy sports leagues. Usually a bench player.
"I gave him Chris Bosh for Dirk Nowitski and a french fry, guy."
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When you look like a potato and you're also super greasy.
I look like a potato and I've been sweating at the gym all day and I'm so greasy and disgusting. I'm a french fry today.
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A semen filled condom. Long and squishy. Somewhat like a french fry.
Alex: Hey, girl. Where should I put my french fry?
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