Female

Someone who cooks, cleans and doesn't get a real job- A housemaid

Husband: I'm leaving for work now
Wife: I'm gonna do housework like a normal female
Husband: Ok, bye housemaid!

by OreoOtaku November 9, 2020

female teabag

When a female smacks a guy in the face with a used tampon

He pissed her off with no apology; her revenge, the female teabag

by Female guru November 11, 2020

fēmasco

"fēmasco" - a variant of the well known noun - fiasco - a situation that is a complete failure, especially in a ludicrous or humiliating way that spirals uncontrollably toward higher and higher levels of entropy. In order to be a fēmasco, the fiasco must involve at least one man and two or more women. The triangle scenario is most prevalent. Very often the predicament is quite ironic and unpredictable, evading all attempts at amelioration, logic and good sense, even when the parties involved are usually well intentioned and rational. Often fueled by inexperience, poor judgement, self-interest, various passions, and emotions such as jealousy, greed, anxiety, vindictiveness, etc., the word is part of a new popular effort to make the English language gender based. This word is a noun of feminine gender, accentuated (obviously) by the accent mark over the letter e, which also emphasizes the requisite involvement of at least two females who may be either allied by shared interest to exacerbate the fēmasco and intentionally make the man suffer, or more likely opposing female parties, with interests at odds, possessing exclusive goals, together achieving some sort of critical mass that initiates a chain reaction that cannot be controlled no matter the efforts of the male party - resulting in some type of explosion.

Although his intentions were sincere and desirous of establishing a harmonious mutual friendship with the two women, his inexperienced efforts quickly deteriorated into a rapidly expanding fēmasco that took on a life of its own and threatened to melt the very atmosphere.

by nothinc November 21, 2020

female mincer

Female that gets gay men extremely drunk in order to have sex with them.

That bird Kath is a right female mincer, she only went and screwed her gay bff last night.

by Buddahcandy December 30, 2020

Female bond villain

Something you don't see in a James Bond film. Ppl eople know they exist, but they're left in the dark about them.

The female bond villain told the miserable faggot agent to get off her boat so Duke could lick caviar off her tits.

by Solid Mantis March 4, 2021

Female boner

When your nipples get hard

Omg I got a female boner

by The great invent March 4, 2021

Female Goatee

When a woman has a shaved vagina, but there a remaining hairs between labia majora and labia minora that stand out.

I went down on Megan last night, but man I got hair in my mouth from her female goatee.

by Shaqs1goodfreethrow March 11, 2021