shat faced

The term used to describe someone who is out of control drunk. Often refered to woman under the age of 18 years old that are all of the place...

Wow!, dude.. look at the chick in the skirt shes soo shat faced she doesnt even realize that guys got his dick on her shoulder...

by Saman is a thug September 22, 2006

Monkey-Faced

When a man cums on a womens face, slaps them and runs away and hopes to never see them again.

i Monkey-Faced Steph Lee last night. The Bitch deserved it.

by Alec Triction January 23, 2008

phelp faced

an extreme state of intoxication brought on by smoking marijuana phelpage where you have poor judgment and make very bad decisions.
also see phelpified

Dude, I got so phelp faced yesterday that I left my woman, quit my job and punched out my landlord. can I stay at your place for a while?

by pyroclastic flow February 6, 2009

cock-faced

1. A state reached by performing a great deal of fellatio. horny; to crave penis.

2. ugly.

3. An adjective meaning homosexual for males.

1. God damn, last night was hot! I was so cock-faced, I must have sucked on that guys dick for 3 hours!

2. Oh shit! Look at that hideous cock-faced bastard!

3. Look at him dancing around like a cock-faced queer.

by lancinator May 6, 2009

Rat-faced Ragdoll

Someone who becomes Ragdoll like because they cant control their limbs when trollied.Drunk

"why wont she get up?"
"she cant because she's a rat-faced ragdoll,"

by mongchariotforhire July 31, 2009

squinchy faced

people know words to define people who are stoned such as stoned,high,ripped,baked and sometimes really really fucked up but i have a better word, squinchy faced.

Last night that guy at the concert was so squinchy faced he fell off the top of the stadium bleachers and broke both legs and neck and he landed on a baby and a rabbit holding a baby duck.

by slick slider February 10, 2010

keta-faced

Adjective. To be incapitated due to overuse of the ketamine drug. Usually results in time distortion, general lack of awareness and having an all round good time. An individual who finds himself/herself keta-faced will find the desire to inform all around that he/she is keta-faced and doesn't know whats going on. They, however, will lack the ability/motivation to describe the experience throughly.

"I had just finished my second bag of special K and was absolutely keta-faced!"
"Fuck me, the room is spinning, i must be keta-faced!"

by The Horse Whisperer786 March 30, 2010