douchebag

all my ex-boyfriends

Have you ever noticed that all your ex-boyfriends are douchebags?

by Laura D H March 23, 2007

Douchebaggerdom

1)The condition where such incredibly ridiculous and/or unfair events occur so as to make one wish for a shotgun, a full clip of ammo, and access to a tower.
2)The act of experiencing such rampant amounts of douchebaggery that one is left no choice but to declare niggerdom as well.

Apparently, everyone in Syosset is issued a Mercedes or BMW at age 16 except for Dan and Seth...DOUCHEBAGGERDOM!!!

by Bob f rom the Sump September 10, 2006

douchebaggery

The art of being a douchebag

I'm tired of all her douchebaggery, that girl is gonna get it.

by Pickle G October 18, 2008

douchebag

someone who is so retarded and needs to be told because they are a stupid fuck

you are a douchebag

by Ashley January 31, 2004

Douchebag

An insecure male that comes well-packaged, only to clean vaginas

"check out that hair! and those abs! but hes kinda empty...make a great tool for my crotch tho!"

"that guy in the pink shirt thinks his douchebag ass is getting with so many girls but they're using him"

by Etiquette December 14, 2009

Douchebag

Typically a white, 6 foot tall guy with a goatee who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intelligence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears. A Douchebag usually assumes the form of a hair-gelling pretty-boy but can also be described as an overzealous, pompous, or vexatious asshole.

Look at that Douchebag who thinks the sun rises and sets for him.

by 2012geek2011 October 31, 2011

El Douchebago

A complete and utter douchebag called jac. Always plays on WoW and never plays on call of duty. Sporting Ginger hair and vampire/buck teeth and also lacks a penis.Doesn't like going outside amd prefers to stay in his cave/room. He is a mexican/welsh pirate who steals everyones Nachos with the help of Rhodri( THE MEXICAN)

OMG There is El Douchebago, stealing our Nachos.

by nibby216 April 22, 2009