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Cowboys'd 

Losing or winning by such a small margin that it doesn't matter and is no reason for celebration.

Having a significant advantage and then blowing it right at the last second.
Going into overtime against the Cleveland Browns and winning. It doesn't matter because it's against the Browns.

I was too drunk to get it up and she was the hottest girl ever....Cowboys'd!
Cowboys'd by Mark Watson November 19, 2012
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Cowboyography 

cowboyography originally an album by Canadian folk singer Ian tyson, cowboyography is a term often used in western North America as a way to describe their life in the saddle I.e. a cowboy
“I spent the day in the city, that’s not part of my cowboyography “

Cowboys deluxe 

A 12 inch dildo that’s wrapped in barb wire and screwed up your anus while yelling yee haw
Cowboys deluxe by Sillkneegrow February 25, 2020

cowboyhathrry 

The prettiest and most handsome mutual to ever exist on tiktok. She’s also a #girlboss
Hi.
cowboyhathrry is the funniest person to exist.
cowboyhathrry by Protigerider June 21, 2021

Keyboard Cowboys 

The ultimate code slinger. Wild, impulsive, living on the edge and taking risks without worrying about the consequences. May or may not singlehandedly take down a corrupt government to aid the public.

Derivative from the 1995 film hackers starring Angelina Jolie and Jonny Lee Miller.
"You wanted to know who I am zero cool? Well, let me explain the new world order. Governments and corporations need people like you and me. We are samurai, Keyboard Cowboys and all those other people out there who have no idea what's going on are the cattle. Moo."
A comboy is a degenerate on discord yapping nonsense. They typically have letters in their bio and like to act edgy. They're obsessed with egirls and calling people poorons. They love to hangout in /stand and dont touch grass. They are the definition of a maou-obsessed, meat-riding loser.
maou(comboy) - hey have you heard that new sigma mixtape by exieez on spotify

non-sigma - no i have not
comboy by discord.gg/stand August 4, 2023

Dallas Cowboys 

Founded in 1960, the experienced much success due to the longevity of excellent coach Tom Landry, who led the team from its inception until 1988. In 1966, they began a streak of 8 straight playoff berths, lasting until 1973. After a one year interuption a 9 year playoff streak unfolder from 1975-83. During this time, Dallas was dominant during the regular season, but seemed to be somewhat unsuccessful in the postseason. They lost their first Super Bowl in 1970 on a last second Colts field goal, but followed it up with a Super Bowl VI win the next year. In the 1970s, the Cowboys were called America's Team, and had a fierce rivalry with the Pittsburgh Steelers, as both were easily the best and most popular teams in football. While Dallas claimed its second title in 1977 in Super Bowl XII, they came up on the losing end of 2 Super Bowl apperances against the Steelers in 1975 and 1978. After the dominance of the 1970s and 1980s came to an end in Landry's last playoff berth in 1985, the team went through a short but bitter downfall, before quickly rebounding in the early 1990s. From 1991-99, they earned 8 playoff berths in 9 seasons but most importantly won 3 more Super Bowl crowns with a new cast of characters such as Troy Aikman and Emmitt Smith. Their back-to-back 1992 and 1993 Super Bowl XXVII and XXVIII wins over Buffalo were dominanting, but their Super Bowl XXX victory over archrival Pittsburgh was contreversial due to 2 terrible Steeler interceptions. In recent years, the team hasn't been such a force, with just 1 playoff berth in this decade, coming during the 2003 season.
"The Dallas Cowboys have handed the Buffalo Bills their fourth straight Super Bowl loss, as Dallas captures the title."
Dallas Cowboys by Sports Info July 7, 2006