Baker Boy

Someone who prefers not to have intercourse with a woman, but simply to pleasure them self while staring at them.

oh my gosh! You're going out with Louis? He's very attractive, but how is he in bed?

Ehh... He's a bit of a baker boy.

by Che La Luna May 25, 2015

Barger

The act of skipping a friend's planned event without any forewarning, remorse or sense of obligation.

I was too lazy to leave my couch today, so I pulled a Barger on my buddy's birthday event.

by xMrRocknRollx November 21, 2016

Detroit bakery

In the act of taking shit from your own butt hole and putting it in someone else's butt hole, then butt fucking them

I Christian Ellis gave you a Detroit bakery last night while you were sleeping

by Nuttsack69 October 18, 2011

The Baker

To pull out and finish in a condom, and then proceed to cut the tip or poke a hole in the condom, and decorate your partner with jizz, just as a baker would decorate a cake.

As soon as he came, he cut the tip off the condom, and wrote his name on my chest.

Jonathan used the baker on Devon to demonstrate his culinary skills.

He came in the condom, poked a hole in the tip, and drew a jizz mustache on my face.

by PeeEyeEmAye January 12, 2012

matthew baker

Some Mormon

What a Matthew baker

by CarrotCracker January 4, 2017

Barber Shop

v. When a man brushes his johnson against an unwilling victim.

I once saw a guy catch a barber shop to the face at a Phish concert, full nuts.

by JonDutch November 8, 2004

bakers dozen

1) A thirteen inch clit.
2) A clit so big it could be mistaken for a penis.
3) Something you don't want your dick to touch.

Guy 1: I can't believe you hooked up with her, she looked like she had a bakers dozen.
Guy 2: Dude, my ass hurts.

by Ttocs Senga March 31, 2008