Uncut ballon animal

when a girl/or guy farts in a uncut dick and traps it in the foreskin

i was having sex with this guy and asked if i can do an uncut ballon animal on him

by bebe gunn February 22, 2026

Stink balloon

Hemorrhoid protruding from anus

Hey Robert, can you check my stink balloon?

by Allstartsinparks May 28, 2025

Booty Balloon

Before anal sex, prepping the anal opening by inserting a flat size 1-3 soccer ball (or something of similar size), then inflating with a manual pump until preferred width. Once preferred psi is reached, slowly release the air, and remove the object from the anus. After being prepped, now indulge in anal sex.

Prepare me using a Booty Balloon.

by freakyballoonpump13 July 8, 2025

Milwaukee Balloon

When U Blow Into someones bootyhole and they blow up like a balloon

Wow dave Must've gave his girl The Milwaukee Balloon! SHE HUGE!!

by Maxwell GotBands August 4, 2025

Bearded Balloon Knot

Refers to someone with a very hairy ass or asshole.

I was getting laid but as we kept going I couldn’t stop noticing how she had a Bearded Balloon Knot

by Lowkey_fire August 16, 2025

Brownwater Balloon-Bash

A recreational activity where a group of friends diarrhea into a water balloon, then tie it off and take turns biting it. He who gets a chunky surprise loses

"Alright everyone, after thanksgiving dinner Uncle Ron is gonna gather everyone for the annual Family Brownwater Balloon-Bash"

by PhatSphoincter September 24, 2025

Boston Bailout

When you get arrested, are $2 short on bail, and the help you call to the station has a warrant and is thrown in the can with you.

Man, I was walking down the tracks, Karen called it in, they grabbed me and locked my ass up, I couldn't quite make bail so I called my idiot cousin. The dumb son of a bitch had a warrant out and got locked up with me. What a Boston bailout

by pizzaknockout December 5, 2025