pizzaknockout's definitions

Pizza Knockout

The use of force, against an adversary, while trying to enjoy a slice of pizza under provocation.

The asshole behind me tapped me on the back, pointed at the last slice of pizza, and said 'that slice? Is mine'. I grabbed it anyway, and then saw him an in alley coming toward me outside and just clocked him, pizza in hand. It was a pizza knockout.

by pizzaknockout December 5, 2025

Boston Bailout

When you get arrested, are $2 short on bail, and the help you call to the station has a warrant and is thrown in the can with you.

Man, I was walking down the tracks, Karen called it in, they grabbed me and locked my ass up, I couldn't quite make bail so I called my idiot cousin. The dumb son of a bitch had a warrant out and got locked up with me. What a Boston bailout

by pizzaknockout December 5, 2025