Definitions by pizzaknockout
Irish hello
When you show up unannounced both at a delightfully appropriate time and place, and things somehow work out despite every reason they shouldn't.
Man me and the boys were down south building houses, and we wanted to go to the strip club. It was 10am but we gave them the Irish hello. "This is a strip club, it's 10 in the morning. We're closed" "Well, we're here!" "Okay fine let me make a phone call".
Irish hello by pizzaknockout March 16, 2026
Unlucky Strike
When you drop your smokes in a co-workers toolbox but he can throw a punch 3x harder than you so you're scared to ask for them back.
Man, I had a pack of butts but I dropped it in pop eye the sailor mans tools, dude used to hit punching bags so hard for fun it scared everyone in the building so I may just write those off. What an unlucky strike.
Unlucky Strike by pizzaknockout December 21, 2025
Boston Bailout
When you get arrested, are $2 short on bail, and the help you call to the station has a warrant and is thrown in the can with you.
Man, I was walking down the tracks, Karen called it in, they grabbed me and locked my ass up, I couldn't quite make bail so I called my idiot cousin. The dumb son of a bitch had a warrant out and got locked up with me. What a Boston bailout
Boston Bailout by pizzaknockout December 5, 2025
Pizza Knockout
The asshole behind me tapped me on the back, pointed at the last slice of pizza, and said 'that slice? Is mine'. I grabbed it anyway, and then saw him an in alley coming toward me outside and just clocked him, pizza in hand. It was a pizza knockout.
Pizza Knockout by pizzaknockout December 5, 2025