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Black widow.

A woman who’s plays a damsel is distress to triangulate her current partner and cuck him. She’s mad about her own choices but blaming her temporary new boyfriend. She cries crocodile tears so convincingly she would dupe the father of lies himself, satan.

She usually has some ptsd or some unresolved trauma that caused her lascivious nature. She will eat her mates after courtship by spinning webs or lies and gaslighting tactics. All while love-bombing for a fake sense of security. Her oral sex skills will convince any man that they’re as good as their ego suggests. She is a dangerous woman with a such a malicious deceiving nature that many men have fallen victim for. She has no moral compass or accountability, or soul for that matter. She appears to convince you otherwise but tread carefully because every day is Opposite Day with her.
I can’t believe conor marrried that black widow.
by Metaphyziks June 9, 2022
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World Cup Widow

A women who loses her husband to the greatest sporting event in the world for a whole month every four years, thus rendering her a widow for the duration of the tournament.
The world cup widow's husband wouldn't talk to her because he was busy watching Switzerland play Honduras.
by Zafpo0 June 15, 2010
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Windowsill Bay

Time away from work spent at home.
"Where you going next week when you are off work?"

"Windowsill bay"
by Bristol Tone October 4, 2008
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Windows Computer

A piece of technology that is used to surf the web, play games, or, as most commonly used, to look up porn. It works for it's purpose, but you know that it's not the best. You use it, but only because you have to, and are too afraid to put in the time and money of getting a real computer that doesn't shit itself and die every time you look at it too hard.

It's lot like a bad prostitute.
Dude 1: Hey man, so hows your Windows Computer doing?
Dude 2: Not so good. I mean, it works, but every time I'm using it I always scream out "MACINTOSH!" by mistake.
by TheVampireKow October 18, 2009
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Windoof

A german form that makes fun of Microsoft Windows (doof meaning stupid, silly) often used by Mac or Linux Users
Guy 1: Oh man mein Windows craht die ganze Zeit (Oh man my windows is crashing all the time)
Guy 2: Windoof ist ja auch scheisse, benutz 'nen mac! ( That's because Windoof sucks, use a mac!)
Guy 3: Haha, Mac ist genauso scheisse wie Windoof, benutz Linux! (Haha, Mac sucks as bad as Windoof, use Linux!)
by King Hermy July 12, 2009
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windows update

(n.) - A utility installed on most newer Windows OS's, which is used for simple minded folk to easily ""fix"" the holes in common windows programs.
i. Bob doesn't understand how to update his computer in a proper manner, so he uses windows update instead.
by Agent Spork November 13, 2003
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Dutch Widow

Look at the way she is dressed she looks like a " Dutch Widow"...
by RD November 19, 2003
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