A woman who’s plays a damsel is distress to triangulate her current partner and cuck him. She’s mad about her own choices but blaming her temporary new boyfriend. She cries crocodile tears so convincingly she would dupe the father of lies himself, satan.
She usually has some ptsd or some unresolved trauma that caused her lascivious nature. She will eat her mates after courtship by spinning webs or lies and gaslighting tactics. All while love-bombing for a fake sense of security. Her oral sex skills will convince any man that they’re as good as their ego suggests. She is a dangerous woman with a such a malicious deceiving nature that many men have fallen victim for. She has no moral compass or accountability, or soul for that matter. She appears to convince you otherwise but tread carefully because every day is Opposite Day with her.
She usually has some ptsd or some unresolved trauma that caused her lascivious nature. She will eat her mates after courtship by spinning webs or lies and gaslighting tactics. All while love-bombing for a fake sense of security. Her oral sex skills will convince any man that they’re as good as their ego suggests. She is a dangerous woman with a such a malicious deceiving nature that many men have fallen victim for. She has no moral compass or accountability, or soul for that matter. She appears to convince you otherwise but tread carefully because every day is Opposite Day with her.
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