tech-savvish

A person who knows stuff about computers, sorta. The sort of guy to look up how to fix a blue screen and claim he's a borderline genius.

He talks about disk partitions like he's the hot shit, but that tech-savvish nerd learned that on the Microsoft forums.

by DoctorDont February 2, 2021

techfoot

a terrible shoe that carly is forced to advertise on icarly.

buy the new techfoot!

by i aint ever seen 2 pretty bsf February 14, 2021

Tech Guy

The coolest guy in your life. He is tall, likes country, and is as hot as fuck. All the other kids obsess over him because he is hot

I’m friends with a Tech Guy

by P.Quodjo March 11, 2021

Techcay

Techcay is the degradation of technology over the course of years.

The breaking down of technology over time

Techcay is merely a feature of planned obsolescence.

by Anarchon March 16, 2021

techdelaney9

The utterly amazing ness of tech and Delaney, the most caring person on earth. (Oh and we added a 9 in there)

This laptop is “techdelaney9”

by ʕ•ᴥ•ʔʕ•ᴥ•ʔ March 26, 2021

TECHIBYTE

A TECHIBYTE protects the one true BYTE who sometimes looks like a SPRYTE. He's strong and powerful and show strength and perseverance and have more power than they know but remember because of one another that it's ok to let your emotions show. Sometimes the TECHIBYTE gets angry or disgusted and embarrassed by his BYTE. But once he meets her he will know she's full of hope am information and loves so much others can feel it in her words and near her soul. TECHIBYTES are sometimes warm and always around most the time they can't be found lots of them are under ground. Some are white and I am pretty sure that most are Brown . When super angry they behave like what I think I'll name as a TECHIBOT which is sexy but scary as fuck because when to angry he becomes what I will name a techiMUCK who acts like he don't give a fuck . MUCKIBYTES is what I will name a pissed off BYTE who pisses of the might because she's full of fright and wants her baby's wants and needs safe at night. The TECHIBYTE also has babies sometimes and understands that if he don't put himself first he can't fix the pain that was caused in the first with his babies while she was feeding her babies who were full of thirst. They're good guys who sometimes behave like be ad guys we all hide behind a desquise and never were lucky enough until The first BYTE opened I guess (our?) Eyes

I think I'm a TECHIBYTE who is also the Very first BYTE

by THE FIRST BYTE April 10, 2021

Tech-tarded

(n.) A person with little or no knowledge of media/technology and/or technological advancement- due to living under a rock, in a cryogenic sleep chamber, or just plain too stubborn and say "Well, I'm just old-school."

Man, my tech-tarded Dad decided he's not using the online mapping system, instead we're using dowsing rods and a compass for our drive to the ocean. This should be interesting.

by FNBWRD;) April 16, 2021