Tech-tarded

Not having the capacity to operate the simplest of electronics. This primitive species cannot understand the concept of "user-friendly" and often appears to be baffled by everyday occurrences.

No, it's not the batteries in the remote... it's you... Perhaps you should try not to be so tech-tarded.

by coffee_beanie March 13, 2011

tech-tarded

someone who know nuts about the most common technologies invented or even maybe having problems handling their own mobile phones.

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b: oh I just realize I could close multi apps in my iphone like this!! (amazed and proud of himself)

a: oh c'mon you meant you didn't know that?

b: no of course not..I'm a tech-tarded. (wide smile)

by tech-savy! April 9, 2011

tech tard

One who has (or more likely has NOT) attended Texas Tech University. Used interchangably with "tceh tard".

"Hey, that Tech Tard didn't give me change for my pizza!"

by AC from Texags September 6, 2006

tech tard

A person who either has attended or is currently attending Texas Tech University.

That pizza delivery guy is a tech tard.

by Barnie August 1, 2006

Tech Tard

One who is technologically backward.

'I told my Nanna to download skype so I could talk to her, but she's a tech tard.'

by Pose April 6, 2009

tech tard

a person not intimately familiar with or that much cares about the lastest tech gadget or computer program available on the market

Him: I just got the latest iphone!

Her: Who cares, it'll be obsolete in 3 months. My cell doesn't even have a camera it's so old.

Me:Ha! Noob! My cell is so old it has a rotary dial. Beat that!

Him: You're such a tech tard.

by applz mccraken August 14, 2008

Tech Tard

A person who is retarded when it comes to techology

I asked my friend Jenny Lee why she never uses her Bluetooth headphones and that's when I called her a tech tard

by Manuel59manuel June 3, 2020