Turkey Farts 

A series of high-level economic treaties signed during the mid 1990s between Florida, Miami-Dade County, and a series of mole creatures known as Tar Tar.

Resident one: "My revenue stream is all fudged up from these turkey farts!"

Resident two: "Whoa!"

Turkey Farts by Casino Williams-Williams August 13, 2011

ass turkey 

When something is so cool, it is 1000 times better than sticking a turkey in your ass.

Dude, that party was ASS TURKEY!!

ass turkey by Nic Graves May 25, 2003

turkey slap 

To slap one's female partner with an erect, uncircumsized penis. The equivalent of a mushroom slap.

My girlfriend thought females were equal, so i turkey slapped her until she bled.

turkey slap by ElNegro November 5, 2006

turkey gurgle 

After you bust your nut in the girls mouth you grab the skin on her throat and pull causing her to gurgle.

Make sure you take your dick out of her mouth before a turkey gurgle.

turkey gurgle by Ninja86 May 23, 2007

turkey spit

When you about to blow ya load on a hoe, have that hoe tug on on your balls and watch it shoot off like apollo 13.

When ya really really bored with doing missionary, tell your bitch, grab and get ready for a pearl shower Hoe says now that was a nice turkey spit gangsta Give that Bitch a Turkey Spit

turkey spit by DGeatatJG February 28, 2008

turkey ball 

A game of football you play on or the day after thanksgiving

Hey kevin me and the guys are gona play a game of turkey ball tomorrow morning, wanna come?

turkey ball by footballa2gjdjdjd May 1, 2010

Turkey turkey taco 

The best emoji response when you confuse the recipient

I just texted Meghan, to ask her out, and she responded with turkey turkey taco, WTF?!?!?

Turkey turkey taco by rnnrdad March 19, 2023