Spicy Masturbation

Spraying pepper spray on your hand and then stroking your schmeat.

I tried spicy masturbation last night, and I came in five seconds; I usually last 10 seconds. My peepee is red and swollen though and hurts.

by Bagel Boot June 16, 2020

The Spocker

Three in the front, two in the back. Similar to the shocker.

The boys and I gave Sherrie The Spocker. It's not gay if you don't make eye contact.

by Piowinator August 1, 2018

spock

A Spent Cock

Look Down

by Jack Spockify December 11, 2003

Spicy Shower

When your partner or yourself eat spicy peppers, and then you engage in oral sex or fingering.

(The cure: Half & Half)

Roxy gave Kathrerine a Spicy Shower

by Chai Tea Bag December 1, 2017

Spicy Pillow

A situation where your sexual partner has eaten Thai or Indian cuisine of a very hot nature Hot meaning spice level not temperature and prior to intercourse sprayed the bedding and pillows with fiery diathermia. The poorly digested food retains it's spice level hence - Spicy Pillow

Last night Pangheet had extra spicy Tandoori goat and jalapeno naan. Just as we began the sexy time he had a gurgling and erupted a fountain of hot liquid feces. My beautiful 700 count sheets are ruined but I love my spicy pillow.

by Robotronic 421 April 26, 2023

Spoy

A substance that brings excruciating joy to an individual after having been released from the power of one's pwnage over others.

As a result from the excitement of his massive victory in the Halo tournament, Robert yelled out in happiness as his spoy exploded over the competition.

by Ares21 August 8, 2006

Spicy Patrick

Act of going ass to ass and having a poop tug-of-war. The winner then chooses which one them eats it.

"Last night me and my girl got together and had a 30 minute Spicy Patrick session!"

by Ryan54! December 31, 2008