Splingbonging

Splingbonging is when a man covers his face in his own feces. Then hides in the dark to scare another person. Once the person is scared the man kisses there open scared mouth and spits his feces into them.

Did you hear how Charlie
splingbonged his mom yesterday.?
She's still spitting out turds. He’s been on a splingbonging role.

by Sigmakingdean January 5, 2025

Splictiful

It literally means "the pressure of the sugar" and it is used to describe a ridulous situation with a nonsense adjective.

You know, using caulk instead of toothpaste certainly is splictiful.

by Houston Mark January 13, 2025

Splinkisism

A term of befuddlement or confusion caused by seeing or hearing a word too many times, oftentimes making the word seem unreal

Man, I read an entire cookbook, and now I’m experiencing Splinkisism with the word bread!

by Lord Yeetus III February 1, 2025

slint

slint is a verb

to slint something means to put your hand(s) in something, somewhere, and/or someone

person 1: dude, this bitch keeps on slinting me!
person 2: *slints p1 via tickling"
person 3: "p2 is gay asf"
person 1: "yeah, if he keeps slinting he is!"

(to slint means to put your hand in something, somewhere, or someone. commonly being related to tickling)

by spaghettijuice February 14, 2025

Splingle

The universal slur. The slur to bring all of humanity together. Applicable to anybody you can use it on ur gramma, dad, cousins uncle, anybody! Got a gay best friend? That's ur splingle now! Know a guy who used to be black? Deffo a splingle. Was ur mothers cousin italian during the war? Literally none of that shit matters! U can call them a splingle! Hooray! Peace and Happiness On Earth

"Hey man you are kind of being a splingle right now."
"Woah man my bad, I didn't know you were gonna be a splingle about it"
"Kill urself u fucking splingle"

by Three Witches February 21, 2025

Split Roasting

A term used to describe when two police vehicles use their push bumpers on both the front and rear end of suspect's vehicle, boxing it in.

Hey officer, you should have split roasted that suspect's vehicle at the Circle K. Yeah, split roasting is a great tactic.

by Buzz Armstrong April 4, 2025

Split-lip

A Bungie-endorsed insult used to describe or insult the Sangheili (The Elites) from the Halo universe.

"Get the hell out of my armoury, split-lip!" - Master Gunnery Sergeant (Halo 2 on Easy or Normal difficulty)

"When are you going to start fighting split-lip?!" - Marine taunting an Elite (Halo 3)

by That One Scottish Guy April 8, 2025