stoneristic

some one who is acting retarded or slow

dude your totally being stoneristic

by stevenn uribes March 11, 2009

sconeage

More powerful variation of ownage or pwnage. People who scone:

Chuck Norris
Charlie the Unicorn
Spongebob
etc.

Person 1: I totally creamed you!
Person 2: Man, that was sconeage.

by L & E Productions July 11, 2009

StoneRock

StoneRock: Swedish retarded dude, can be found on #AHK, posting strange stuff.

That StoneRock sure is bananas.

by stenklippa August 3, 2009

stoneritis

A made-up (as far as I know) and also possibly temporary (depending on your decisions, once you get it) illness that you can get from being around stoners too much or possibly, even just getting touched, talked to, etc. by one where you also become a stoner yourself just from the influence of being around/touched/talked to by one or a group of them. It is usually just used jokingly to make fun of unwanted stoner people that are around you to make it known that they are not welcome around you.

*a stoner, still within earshot, almost touches you* "Woah, that was a close one! That stoner over there almost toched me. I could have gotten stoneritis. We gotta find somewhere else to hang out." (said to a friend)

"She's totally got stoneritis from hanging out with those stoner idiots all the time. That's why I just stay away from her. I don't want to get it too."

by Mikey_Mausoleum January 14, 2010

stoner swipe

When you are in the state of being 'high' or 'stoned', you accidently swipe/steal something from someone else.

Person 1: You still have my cd you could burn the songs off of it.
Person 2: Yeah I know, i stoner swiped it.

by zipideedoohdah January 14, 2010

Stonerly

Involving, but not limited to, the the actions partaken by one who has injested tetrahydracannibol via the Marijuana plant.

He lives in a stonerly manner.
Caroline would think Jamie lives a stonerly life.

by Milestoner July 20, 2010

stonerfruit

A gay dude that smoke the maryjane.

A: "Haha they call you peaches?"
B: "OMG THAT'S THE PERFECT NICKNAME FOR ME!!"
A: "Oh... that's cool. I'm more of a plum, but peaches and plums are both stonefruits.
B: "uhh..."
A: "HEY didn't you used to smoke? Oh and you're gay... so ... does that make you a STONERfruit?"
B: O.o

by Phillip Yœrass July 23, 2010