He’s a guy named Roberto , he thinks he has a big dick and he has a fuckable face! He likes tacos and eats them everyday ! And he likes being called papi , and he’s Mexican and his grammar is really bad and needs to stop ditching class and thinking he’s cool
Roberto is my Bestfriend
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"Hey Mr Robertson how's your day been ''
Mr Robertson: A fucking brilliant I just raped your sister and gave your mum a blow job.
Mr Robertson: A fucking brilliant I just raped your sister and gave your mum a blow job.
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