lukey pokey

The art of sneeking off in the middle of the day for a pokey bumy wank. You must do it standing up in a public toilet and get 2 fingers up the hole for it to count as an official lukey pokey... Many people who attempt this don't get the two fingers up.

Guy 1: Did you totally see that guy sneeking off to the bogs.... I bet he was going for a Lukey Pokey

Guy 2: Doubt it.... It's not a Lukey Pokey if you can't get 2 fingers up

by morgjones13 November 3, 2014

wokus pokus

The ever increasingly deranged nonsense spouted by the wokerati. The more woke the individual, the greater their level of wokus pokus bullshit.

Carmel is doing my head in with all her wokus pokus. I'm sick and tired of her claiming to be offended by everything and wish she'd just piss off.

by EuroTour Commander [retired] January 7, 2021

Penis-Poke

An injury inflicted by SIB, or Spooning Induced Boners. Another term is a boner-bash. It can vary from being a soft tender spot on the thigh to a large and painful bruise lasting more than two days. Penis-pokes are not lethal, but they are annoying. The pokers are often Spenjamins.

"Oh my god, someone gave me a penis-poke! It hurrrttss!"

by AMAHAHA August 4, 2008

texas holdem poker

Texas holdem poker is the world's greatest and most popular poker game. The game is played with each player getting 2 cards down and then there are 5 community cards, face up on the table, for all to play. After looking at the hold cards there is a round of betting, the flop, which consists of 3 cards face up on the table, another round of betting, the turn, one card face up on the table, and finally the river, which is the last card up. The most popular variation is no limit Texas Holdem.

The best thing about The World Poker Tour and Texas Holdem Poker is Shana Hiatt's tits

by Cosmicstargoat April 23, 2004

poke 'n run

to have sex with someone and then run; meaning one of their parents just caught you in the act with their daughter, you claim to have worn a condom when you actually didn't or you're just a douche

Matthew: I was caught having sex with my girlfriend by her dad

Kenneth: Ah, the classic poke 'n run

by speedster55 October 21, 2010

pokiri

is a word for individuals continuously use the poke feature in facebook; for a variety of purposes. Usually used to describe a person who is starting to irritate/bug you with facebook pokes.

This word has originated from an Indian Languages - Telugu and Tamil "Pokiri" - which means mischievous, used as a noun and a verb in the native language.

KCR pokes me a number of times a day.He is such a pokiri, and me too!.

Pokiris can be really offensive, if the facebook hadn't limited the poke feature to a handshake policy.

by gkrishna September 2, 2011

Choke and Poke

The act of using one's forearm to choke a lady whilst fingerbanging her at the same time.

"How was last night?"
"Great, things got a little freaky."
"Yea?"
"Yea, started with a little biting. Next thing I know I am giving her the ol' choke and poke"
"Your father would be proud son"

by McGarnigal May 8, 2009