An injury inflicted by SIB
, or Spooning Induced Boners. Another term is a boner-bash. It can vary from being a soft tender spot on the thigh to a large and painful bruise lasting more than two days. Penis-pokes are not lethal, but they are annoying. The pokers are often Spenjamin
"Oh my god, someone gave me a penis-poke! It hurrrttss!"
An acronym for a Spooning Induced Boner. A common malady for young, male, virgins. A side effect for the receiver is a minor bruise in the thigh/hip region. This will hurt for 4-7 days minimum, depending on the size of the offending boner.
"Oh man, I have a bruise the size of a quarter on my buttocks! What can it be from?!"
"OOOOOhh that's from a SIB!"
A fake relationship, i.e. dating someone but having little to no romantic interest in them.
"Dude, did you hear about Sally's new boyfriend? He looks like a total douchebag."
"Yea, he's known for being a spenjamin
so it's really just a fauxlationship. It'll never last."