Penis-Poke

An injury inflicted by SIB, or Spooning Induced Boners. Another term is a boner-bash. It can vary from being a soft tender spot on the thigh to a large and painful bruise lasting more than two days. Penis-pokes are not lethal, but they are annoying. The pokers are often Spenjamins.

"Oh my god, someone gave me a penis-poke! It hurrrttss!"

Penis-Poke by AMAHAHA August 4, 2008

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penis poker

A game played mostly in Norwich but also catching on in certain areas of France. Two faggots compete to see who can end up with the best array of cock merchandise....one change allowed. Winning hands might include a full louse, a hot flush etc. Also known as prick poker in some dialects.

James wasn't happy with Josh's dealing when they played penis poker.

penis poker by rampagus_maximus November 1, 2003

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PenisPope by PenisPope March 22, 2005

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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