The Power Of Boners Compels You

When You "Can't" Do Something But Then A Simple, Usually Three-To-Six Word, Offer Changes Your Mind

Person 1: I Told Her No But She Reeled Me In With Promises Of Maid Cat-Girls And Titties.
Person 2:The Power Of Boners Compels You.
Person 1:What Did You Say?
Person 2:Nothing, Nothing, Nothing At All

by I’m A Transgender Pansexual December 16, 2020

Scoop of Power

The act of scooping a white girl or any unfortunate individual who is not wearing a bra... This is a method of scooping can cause critical damage and leave marks on the victim for several days.. This scooping method uses a great amount of power and speed as your finger tips grasps upon the undertit of a person

Holy shit linda just "Scoop of Power"ed lesly :O

by TheGameUlostit May 31, 2011

heartbreaking work of staggering power

1. n. A book or movie, often part of a school curriculum, that is renowned for its symbolism, examination of underlying themes, and emotional impact on the consumer. Consequently, exposure to the material often sends the consumer into a crying jag, using their vice of choice as a source of comfort and avoiding human contact until their deep depression passes.
2. n. A book or movie that leaves the consumer questioning the meaning of life and finding it devoid of all warmth and happiness.

"Have you read 'The Yellow Wallpaper?'"
"Why, yes. I found it to be a heartbreaking work of staggering power."
"...This is going to depress the hell out of me, isn't it?"
"Oh, yeah."

by The Library Fairy August 29, 2012

half-hour power

A college drinking game in which the participant(s) must take 30 shots of beer in 30 minutes at the rate of one shot per minute, often used as a pregaming tactic before the real partying begins.

More daring players may attempt an hour power, which follows the same rules over the course of an hour.

"Yo, you going to the frat party tonight?"
"Hell yeah, we should pregame with a half-hour power before we go."

by Metalhead November 21, 2017

AC/DC POWER OUTAGE

When you turn off all the lights in your apartment at 3 a.m. and play AC/DC as loud as possible.

The Ginch: Neighbors are fighting again.
Charney: Time for an AC/DC power outage.

by ghost towne May 9, 2021

Power Beaner

A Mexican who controls or runs a large industry, city, corporation, or organization.

Oscar DeLaHoya, Antonio Villaraigosa (mayor of Los Angeles), Bill Richardson, Jessica Alba, and Eva Longoria

That Power Beaner, Oscar DeLaHoya, really muscled Don King out of the Las Vegas boxing scene.

by Convict's Comic October 19, 2011

Jack Bauer Power Shower

A super quick shower that Jack Bauer is forced to fit into a commercial break along with a Jack Bauer Power Dump during 24, as to not miss out on any of the terrorist ass-kicking.

I had to take a Jack Bauer Power Shower to clean the terrorist blood off me before my date.

by terroristasskicker February 17, 2010