Mall Pirate

Kids who are acutally Mall Rats starting to call themselves Mall Pirates. They usually bring a Mall Ninja into it. There is a war between Ninjas and Pirates that they like to exploit. It is strange.

See those kids at hot topic? They call themselves Mall Pirates.

by toee February 10, 2006

cocksucker ass-pirate

1. A term referring to a particularly homosexual person, used in the effort to reclaim offensive terms. Works best if target of term is actually cocksucker, ass-pirate, or both.

Check that cocksucker ass-pirate out...that's my boyfriend.

by Tickle Me Fuckhead January 2, 2010

ass pirate

Ass pirates are known for plundering ass. They are the guys that you hate. They are usually chauchies and harbour a sick obsession with booty, fashion, Diesel Clothing, dance music, their hair, and showing man cleavage, and expensive beer. They are the scourge of rad people everywhere. Be warned for ass pirates are crafty and can pretend to be normal people. Look out for feigned interest in obvious popular culture. For example: Hiding their love of Enrique by pretending to like The Doors. Some famous ass pirates are Brown-Beard, Dirty Sanchez, and Shawn.
Note: Does not apply simply to gay dudes. Any guy you don't like can be an ass pirate.

Hey there's that Shawn guy! What an ass pirate!
Hey I hear that ass pirate Shawn sacked the Brown Pearl last night!
Dude: Hey what are you watching?
Ass Pirate: Fashion television.
Dude: You're an Ass Pirate!
Ass Pirate: (Brushes long, flowing hair out of fake 'n baked face)
Dude: Do up some more buttons on your shirt J-Lo!

by The Dude February 3, 2005

dirty pirate hooker

an elite prostitute which services the dirtiest of the pirate crew

this sounds like a job for a dirty pirate hooker

by bigfeet4life May 14, 2007

Dirty Pirate

A mixed drink containing 1 oz tequila (dirty), and rum (pirate).
Then half red bull half ginger-ale, topped of with a splash of lime juice.

A Dirty Pirate usually uses Jose Cuervo and Captain.

by Easybeat February 4, 2010

butt pirate

1.Derogatory- A homosexual man

1. Elton John is a total butt pirate- ewwww

by [e-mail] April 10, 2006

portuguese pirate

when a man pulls out during sexual intercourse and deficates in the womans eye, the portuguese pirate usually resembles an eye patch. when the woman screems "ARRRRR" like a pirate it has been premormed correctly.

dude i pulled the portuguese pirate on some chick last night.

by Portopotty September 20, 2006