Jul 31 Word of the Day
(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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a dirty pirate is when a girl is giving a guy head and he busts a sharp load in her eye and kicks her in the kneecap leaving her hopping around one one leg, with one eye open, screaming ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Guy 1: so this girl was suckin me up last night and she bit my shit.

Guy 2: what the fuck? then what happened?

Guy 1: i gave that bitch a dirty pirate ya feel me?

Guy 2: hahahahah i feeeeeel you.
by nigga gabe July 31, 2006
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A mixed drink containing 1 oz tequila (dirty), and rum (pirate).
Then half red bull half ginger-ale, topped of with a splash of lime juice.
A Dirty Pirate usually uses Jose Cuervo and Captain.
by Easybeat February 04, 2010
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its like the angry pirate but instead of her sucking your dick she is eating you out and upon your orgasm you shat in her eye
hegave me a dirty pirate today
by death boner from hell December 17, 2014
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It's the longer version of the dirty sanchez. When you are done having anal sex with a women, you proceed to wipe your penis across her upper lip giving her a rich and full mustache. Then you come in her eye giving her a sort of liquid patch. Now for the final step you kick her in the shin so she jumps around like a pirate with a peg leg.
Last night I was feeling kinda kinky so I gave the misses a dirty pirate.
by Johnny Throwdown April 22, 2004
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When a girl is giving you head, you bust all over her jaw...rip out your pubes and throw it on her face so she has a beard, and then kick her in the shin so she limps and says "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR" like a pirate. That'll get her wanting more.
"After school i gave tara the dirty pirate, needless to say she wasnt pleased. but i had a great laugh!"
by Mister Hat April 12, 2007
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