Mental Maggot

A person with the mental or social skills of a lesser or equal to a fly's larva. A yappy, mouthy little bugger who has no idea that he annoys the rest of his peers with his constant yammering.

Oh my god!! Jay is the biggest mental maggot I have ever had to listen to! Can he EVER shut the hell up?!

by Mr. Comcastic August 26, 2010

mental flatulence

mental flatulence: the time when a person cannot access information in the brain that is usually readily accessible.

I had such mental flatulence that I could not recall my own name.

by TooSick4U October 21, 2010

mental jinx

When someone is thinking the same thing as you, and you jinx them for it. Regular jinxing rules apply in that the person must remain silent until you say their name.

Person 1: "That was the worst movie ever!"

Person 2: "Mental Jinx!"

by foxieroxie February 20, 2011

mental queef

A small brain fart.

"Your idea smells like a mental queef."

"You forgot to turn your headlights on"
"sorry, mental queef!"

by You Know It's Funny June 6, 2011

mentdown

Abbreviation for the term mental breakdown, commonly used among college students during finals week or in the constant presence of that one annoying person

OMG! I'm on the verge of a mentdown from Professor K's final.
If she doesn't stop annoying me when I'm drunk I'm gonna have a mentdown

by ontariohall December 2, 2011

Mental Migory

A person or group of people who are of a lower level of intelligence than those in there general vicinity, or on a greater level, those in their respected society.

Members of the Tea Party who are not part of the 1%, thus making them part of the 99% are forever lost in the bounds of Mental Migory.

by Tubbis Maximus December 7, 2011

Mental Minder

A person that is in charge or has the authority to observe and dictate what material of knowledge offered to the minds of our students.

The teacher is a mental minder who guides the thoughts and minds of the children.

by Lynedrac December 16, 2011