Wine Mom

A middle-aged female (usually a mother) who enjoys drinking a refined, complex red or white wine most likely bought from Whole Foods with her other middle-aged female friends while exchanging neighborhood gossip. Common topics during this odd ritual include but are not limited to: annoying children, idiotic husbands, fundraisers for an elementary or middle school, that one neighbor who enjoys starting drama, and other neighbors who choose not to maintain their lawn. Wine mothers also tend to post their gatherings on Facebook.

Brenda: Sharon, would you like to join us this evening? We're drinking your favorite!
Sharon: Of course! You know, Martin won't be home tonight, but the kids will be fine.
Brenda: Oh Sharon, you are such little spit-fire! I admire your courage and spontaneous attitude.
Brenda's emo daughter: Ugh, you guys are such wine moms.

by smigwig February 22, 2018

School mom

A female teacher that a student is really close with. Typically gets called mom. Treats the student like their own kid.

That's my school mom we are really close.

by Iloveyou"mom" May 11, 2019

almond mom

Typically white suburban moms who were 90s girls and never accepted they had an eating disorder, so now they have to make it everyone else’s problem

“A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips is my almond moms favorite mantra”

by Sydkid765 October 18, 2022

Kyle's mom

A big fat ugly bitch.

Kyle's mom is a big fat ugly bitch

by MrDylanyay November 25, 2016

meme mom

A nickname given to Polish YouTuber Karolina Żebrowska by fans. She talks about fashion history but provides her fans (like me) with fresh juicey memes :)

Thank you meme mom for educating us and feeding us juicey memes

by Pinkgrave :P June 18, 2020

ur mom gay

The first level of ur mom gay insults.

ur mom gay
ur dad lesbian
ur sisters a mister
ur brothers actually ur mother
ur granny tranny
ur granpap a trap
ur crematorium a sematorium
ur ancestors incestors
ur family tree LGBT

george: ur mom gay
joe: ur dad lesbian
and so on and so forth lmao i aint gonna write that all over again.

by stopit_getsomehelp June 3, 2018

pick me mom

a pick me mom is a mom who uses self depreciation to make her children feel guilty, and pay attention to their mom more.

pick me mom: You don't appreciate anything I do for you! 🥺
child: *guilty noises*
pick me mom: I wish I had kids that actually appreciated me unlike you! 😓

by bria2swaggy May 26, 2021