MP44

Or "Sturmgewehr" (German for Assult Rifle). Was produced in 1944. This was the worlds first assult rifle. Therefore all modern day assult rifles owe something to this gun. The easiest to see is the AK series (AK47, AK74 and other varients). The MP44 was originally intended to be a submachine gun, but was found to be extremely accurate. So was born the first ever assult rifle.
Caliber: 7.92 x 33mm
Magazine capacity: 30 rounds
Muzzle velocity: 690m/s

The MP44 is the god of all modern day assult rifles.

by Jake-up December 28, 2005

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mp3

1) A popular file format for music - stands for "MPEG Layer-3". Music downloaded off the internet is usually in MP3 Format, usually at a bitrate between 128kbps and 320kbps. It's balance between compression and quality is excellent, making it optimal for music.

2) "mp3" is what dumbasses call any MP3 (Player) that is not an iPod.

Joe: I don't have an MP3, i have an iPod!
Sandeep: 1) its MP3 Player,
2) iPod IS an MP3 Player
3) ur a f*cking dumbass

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Sandeep: yo, i ripped all my CDs to 192kbps MP3s
Alex: tight.

by gplpark92 August 8, 2006

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MPGH

Multiplayer Game Hacking, in short MPGH.

For the purpose of making quick bucks and downloading awesome hacks, less awesome if the hacks haven't been approved yet and you just downloaded a keylogger.

The General section is full of smart people, dumb people & people that has haver gone to a english class.

Giveaway section for the poor people who can't buy things on their own and basically just sits in their camp with some sausages and waits for new threads full of keys and accounts to not even click on the thanks button

Arunforce giving others the Cocksucker tag

"I sold my CS:GO account today on MPGH, I got 20 bucks for it."

"Fuck Arun"

by IFapToHentai January 20, 2016

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MP40

In Call of Duty World at War this is known as the noob gun because it takes no skill to use at all. It's the M16 from Call of Duty 4 except it's fully automatic.
It ruins WaWs online play.

Guy 1: Take off the Juggernaut and learn to use a gun that takes skill faggot!

Guy 2: But... But I suck and I can't use anything else except for the most Overpowered bullshit gun in the game!( MP40 )

by THA WABBAJAK! April 22, 2009

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You have come. You have gone. Nothing is left. Your brain is mush. The teacher's words blur in and out of your head, missing their mark of memory. When did life become so dull? What has driven you to this point? Every life decision, major event, death, and birth in the universe has come to this point. Congratulations on becoming the creme de la crop of human existence. You truly amaze us all.

"Dude what's wrong you've been staring blankly into the void for the past hour"
"I was having a particularly bad universal existential crisis into the subconscious so I decided to type mplnokbijvuhcygxtfzrdeswaq into my keyboard"

by Darklyre March 13, 2018

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