space shuttle

A series of 30-year-old "space transport vehicles" that are falling apart, with numerous problems and bugs, that are somehow still authorized for launch. NASA has no business using these ancient pieces of s**t. It is in their best interest to retire them ASAP, before more people are sacrificed because the Bush Administration's priorities are mixed up.

Challenger, Columbia, what's next? Discovery? Atlantis?

The Space Shuttle Program has costed almost $150 BILLION as of 2005. Think of what that $150 Billion could have been used for?

In my opinion, yes, there is something terribly wrong about this government, and I don't just mean our neanderthal president...
Either build a new space shuttle, or lay off, idiots.
by gplpark92 July 30, 2006
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iPod

Definition 1 (proper noun): Apple's Crappy Popular and EXTREMELY Overpriced MP3 Player, that is very easy to break and costs at LEAST 3 times as much as something just as good. Also, it requires the equally crappy and restrictive iTunes player.

Definition 2 (noun): What stupid people call any MP3 Player
David: Yo, I got a 60GB iPod for only $850! It's way better what you got!
Sanjay: Shut up, I bought my 60GB Creative for $200!
David(Feeling Regretful): Oh...

D-Roc: Yo wassup my homie G! I gots me-self one-o-those iPod thingies, not dem MP3's!!!!
Dr. Dre: Shut up moron! #1, it's MP3 Player (not MP3), #2, iPod is an MP3 Player!
by gplpark92 September 03, 2008
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Ying Yang Twins

Two morons who think they can rap.

Repeatedly shouting racial slurs and otherwise offensive language, they are one of the major "Crunk" artists.

However, their background samplings are often quite attractive. Of course, NEITHER of the Ying Yang Twins contribute to the selection of background music, with the combined IQ in the 15-20 range.

In my opinion, I think i could find a pencil that's smarter and more creative, and I am shocked that the FCC allows them to rap about what they rap about.

I think they should move on and think up new ideas before releasing another album.

I am sorry if you disagree with me, for I am just giving my opinion. If you find the examples offensive, then HHHAAAAHHH!!!!

Ying Yang Twins Are Idiots. Period.
"Look at you Ying Yang Twins! You can't even spell your own names!"

Tyrone: Are 'Dem Franchise Boys' and the 'Ying Yang Twins' related?

Ricky: Probably, they too stupid to even close a window!
by gplpark92 July 30, 2008
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vista

Windows Vista is Microsoft's upcoming operating system (OS), due to be released in December of 2006. It will be the most powerful and most technologically advanced system in history, and will integrate web security into it's core (unlike all other Microsoft Products).

It will be the first system using DirectX 10, which is supposedly a big step forward in graphics technology. Halo 2 will be released ONLY for Vista, as an incentive. Also, Flight Simulator 2006 (aka FSX) will be released, and will unleash the next generation of simulated flight.

Microsoft has received much criticism due to excessive focus on visual features, rather than performance, within Windows Vista. Also, the price of Vista Ultimate is expected to be in the appauling $200-400 range, which may possibly worsen Microsoft's low sales (due to the XBOX 360).

Recently, they have received immense criticism for Microsoft's security and privacy settings, and have been accused of making spyware, known as the WGA (Windows Genuine Notification). Unfortunately, this technology will be integrated and unremovable from Vista, which also may decrease their popularity and sales.

System requirements also pose an issue to many consumers, due to their lack of the latest technology, which is QUITE out of reach to most, due to price. Microsoft recommends Vista users to have Dual-Core 64-bit Processors, and at LEAST 1GB Dual-Channel DDR2 Memory, and PCI-Express Motherboards. These features are still extremely expensive at this time, and with people not having access to it, Vista will have dramatically less copies sold.

Pirated copies of Windows Vista will not function, due to "genuine-technology", so millions of users from third-world countries may be stuck with Windows XP or earlier versions.

Last, but certainly not least, Internet Explorer 7 will be released with Windows Vista, and is said to be "much improved, secure and optimized", however many users will not be using it due to IE's history and lack of trust for Microsoft's browser.
Tom: ...and you know how bad IE is-
Joe: IE 7 is supposed to be really good!
Tom: I don't give a s**t, Firefox is better-
Joe: BUT-
Tom: Shut up!
Joe: Ok.... (sad) Anyway, I can't wait for FS2006, FS2004 Sucked!
Tom: I know, but your computer isn't good enough, and you can't afford Vista.
Joe: Ok.... (crying) What about Halo 2?
Tom: Nope
Joe: Ok.... (weeping)
by gplpark92 August 07, 2006
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lil jon

Obnoxious dumbass who shouts the same 3 words in every songs "yeah, what, okay", purposely trying to be annoying.

His physical appearance is equally as repulsive, with him blowing his hot smelly breath at you through big dirty gold "grillz". He seems to always try to show his teeth off, and in the process, sounds like an idiot when he talks.

Yes, he is the king of 'crunk' (crazy and drunk), for he always seems highly intoxicated, and he acts like a madman.

I've seen his graduation pictures, and i'm surprised he actually got that far. My first impression of him was a dropout moron who lacks a 2nd grade education, and can't read (see "Ying Yang Twins"), so obviously he knows something, but he chooses to hide it.

What does he care? He's making millions off of those stupid morons buying his garbage.
Please, get this nutcase "Lil Jon" outta my face!
by gplpark92 August 01, 2006
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racists

by gplpark92 August 20, 2006
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mp3

1) A popular file format for music - stands for "MPEG Layer-3". Music downloaded off the internet is usually in MP3 Format, usually at a bitrate between 128kbps and 320kbps. It's balance between compression and quality is excellent, making it optimal for music.

2) "mp3" is what dumbasses call any MP3 (Player) that is not an iPod.
Joe: I don't have an MP3, i have an iPod!
Sandeep: 1) its MP3 Player,
2) iPod IS an MP3 Player
3) ur a f*cking dumbass

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Sandeep: yo, i ripped all my CDs to 192kbps MP3s
Alex: tight.
by gplpark92 August 08, 2006
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