21 definitions by gplpark92
Windows Vista is Microsoft's upcoming operating system (OS), due to be released in December of 2006. It will be the most powerful and most technologically advanced system in history, and will integrate web security into it's core (unlike all other Microsoft Products).
It will be the first system using DirectX 10, which is supposedly a big step forward in graphics technology. Halo 2 will be released ONLY for Vista, as an incentive. Also, Flight Simulator 2006 (aka FSX) will be released, and will unleash the next generation of simulated flight.
Microsoft has received much criticism due to excessive focus on visual features, rather than performance, within Windows Vista. Also, the price of Vista Ultimate is expected to be in the appauling $200-400 range, which may possibly worsen Microsoft's low sales (due to the XBOX 360).
Recently, they have received immense criticism for Microsoft's security and privacy settings, and have been accused of making spyware, known as the WGA (Windows Genuine Notification). Unfortunately, this technology will be integrated and unremovable from Vista, which also may decrease their popularity and sales.
System requirements also pose an issue to many consumers, due to their lack of the latest technology, which is QUITE out of reach to most, due to price. Microsoft recommends Vista users to have Dual-Core 64-bit Processors, and at LEAST 1GB Dual-Channel DDR2 Memory, and PCI-Express Motherboards. These features are still extremely expensive at this time, and with people not having access to it, Vista will have dramatically less copies sold.
Pirated copies of Windows Vista will not function, due to "genuine-technology", so millions of users from third-world countries may be stuck with Windows XP or earlier versions.
Last, but certainly not least, Internet Explorer 7 will be released with Windows Vista, and is said to be "much improved, secure and optimized", however many users will not be using it due to IE's history and lack of trust for Microsoft's browser.
It will be the first system using DirectX 10, which is supposedly a big step forward in graphics technology. Halo 2 will be released ONLY for Vista, as an incentive. Also, Flight Simulator 2006 (aka FSX) will be released, and will unleash the next generation of simulated flight.
Microsoft has received much criticism due to excessive focus on visual features, rather than performance, within Windows Vista. Also, the price of Vista Ultimate is expected to be in the appauling $200-400 range, which may possibly worsen Microsoft's low sales (due to the XBOX 360).
Recently, they have received immense criticism for Microsoft's security and privacy settings, and have been accused of making spyware, known as the WGA (Windows Genuine Notification). Unfortunately, this technology will be integrated and unremovable from Vista, which also may decrease their popularity and sales.
System requirements also pose an issue to many consumers, due to their lack of the latest technology, which is QUITE out of reach to most, due to price. Microsoft recommends Vista users to have Dual-Core 64-bit Processors, and at LEAST 1GB Dual-Channel DDR2 Memory, and PCI-Express Motherboards. These features are still extremely expensive at this time, and with people not having access to it, Vista will have dramatically less copies sold.
Pirated copies of Windows Vista will not function, due to "genuine-technology", so millions of users from third-world countries may be stuck with Windows XP or earlier versions.
Last, but certainly not least, Internet Explorer 7 will be released with Windows Vista, and is said to be "much improved, secure and optimized", however many users will not be using it due to IE's history and lack of trust for Microsoft's browser.
Tom: ...and you know how bad IE is-
Joe: IE 7 is supposed to be really good!
Tom: I don't give a s**t, Firefox is better-
Joe: BUT-
Tom: Shut up!
Joe: Ok.... (sad) Anyway, I can't wait for FS2006, FS2004 Sucked!
Tom: I know, but your computer isn't good enough, and you can't afford Vista.
Joe: Ok.... (crying) What about Halo 2?
Tom: Nope
Joe: Ok.... (weeping)
Joe: IE 7 is supposed to be really good!
Tom: I don't give a s**t, Firefox is better-
Joe: BUT-
Tom: Shut up!
Joe: Ok.... (sad) Anyway, I can't wait for FS2006, FS2004 Sucked!
Tom: I know, but your computer isn't good enough, and you can't afford Vista.
Joe: Ok.... (crying) What about Halo 2?
Tom: Nope
Joe: Ok.... (weeping)
by gplpark92 August 7, 2006
Definition 1 (proper noun): Apple's Crappy Popular and EXTREMELY Overpriced MP3 Player, that is very easy to break and costs at LEAST 3 times as much as something just as good. Also, it requires the equally crappy and restrictive iTunes player.
Definition 2 (noun): What stupid people call any MP3 Player
Definition 2 (noun): What stupid people call any MP3 Player
David: Yo, I got a 60GB iPod for only $850! It's way better what you got!
Sanjay: Shut up, I bought my 60GB Creative for $200!
David(Feeling Regretful): Oh...
D-Roc: Yo wassup my homie G! I gots me-self one-o-those iPod thingies, not dem MP3's!!!!
Dr. Dre: Shut up moron! #1, it's MP3 Player (not MP3), #2, iPod is an MP3 Player!
Sanjay: Shut up, I bought my 60GB Creative for $200!
David(Feeling Regretful): Oh...
D-Roc: Yo wassup my homie G! I gots me-self one-o-those iPod thingies, not dem MP3's!!!!
Dr. Dre: Shut up moron! #1, it's MP3 Player (not MP3), #2, iPod is an MP3 Player!
by gplpark92 June 23, 2006
Robotic creatures made of oddly-shaped Lego parts that look uncannily similar to Elites* and Jackals* from Halo(????hmm??).
The BIONICLE line is, in fact created for kids with zero imagination, because they rely on a stupid alien story and stupid instructions (Lego's enemy).
LEGO has had some pretty cool sets, (the commercial jets and race cars), not the stupid Mars crap or underground mole-people.
But yeah, i can't tell which came first, Halo or BIONICLE?? Seriously, go look.
The BIONICLE line is, in fact created for kids with zero imagination, because they rely on a stupid alien story and stupid instructions (Lego's enemy).
LEGO has had some pretty cool sets, (the commercial jets and race cars), not the stupid Mars crap or underground mole-people.
But yeah, i can't tell which came first, Halo or BIONICLE?? Seriously, go look.
by gplpark92 July 27, 2006
Back in the day, pirates were deadbeats, missing limbs, and yelling "ARRRR". They would go pillaging and raiding, and stealing everything they could find, on their 1700s boats.
Today, pirates are teenagers who host and seed downloads for P2P clients and Torrent servers, sharing software, music, and video.
Today, pirates are teenagers who host and seed downloads for P2P clients and Torrent servers, sharing software, music, and video.
by gplpark92 September 17, 2006
UrbanDictionary is a site where you can look up slang words. The site itself is a good idea, too bad that half of the definitions were added by stupid ignorant redneck racist people, and it can be quite depressing 'cuz if you want to remove something, you have to fill a whole damn questionnary, and there's no e-mail listed and it takes more time than posting comments.
+, if you post a comment on a definition, NOTHING happens, they don't care
+, if you post a comment on a definition, NOTHING happens, they don't care
by gplpark92 August 20, 2006
Rap is a genre of music, a poetic, realistic rhyme put to a beat.
It used to be a respectful, decent form of music, however, it has turned bad, into utter crap listened to by posers.
MODERN (CRAP) RAP:
50 Cent/G-Unit
Mike Jones
Lil Jon
Ying Yang Twins (tweedle-dee, tweedle-dum)
All other "Crunk" artists.
CLASSIC (REAL) RAP:
Dr. Dre
RAKIM
Jay-Z
NWA
Snoop Dogg
Rap has since turned into mindless idiots rapping about jewelry, money, prostitutes, wheels, & luxury SUVs.
Yes, old rap is the true definition of rap, not the crap you see on MTV everyday. Rap has promoted: bad treatment of women, selling drugs, wasting money on a Cadillac Escalade, and dropping out of school.
However, I have very little respect and DISLIKE Snoop Dogg very much, because he is a HORRIBLE example for teens everywhere, and (in my opinion) belongs in jail. His music is extremely negative and promotes gangs, crime, drugs, and everything else I mentioned above.
I have the most respect for Dr. Dre, because he's a smart, decent man, with creative ideas. He went somewhere with his life, and does a good job of depicting life for most poor minorities in the ghettos. His work is wonderful, and he deserves many awards.
Too bad this can't be said about most new rappers, although there are some good new rappers, such as: Lupe Fiasco and Eminem.
Rap sucks now..
It used to be a respectful, decent form of music, however, it has turned bad, into utter crap listened to by posers.
MODERN (CRAP) RAP:
50 Cent/G-Unit
Mike Jones
Lil Jon
Ying Yang Twins (tweedle-dee, tweedle-dum)
All other "Crunk" artists.
CLASSIC (REAL) RAP:
Dr. Dre
RAKIM
Jay-Z
NWA
Snoop Dogg
Rap has since turned into mindless idiots rapping about jewelry, money, prostitutes, wheels, & luxury SUVs.
Yes, old rap is the true definition of rap, not the crap you see on MTV everyday. Rap has promoted: bad treatment of women, selling drugs, wasting money on a Cadillac Escalade, and dropping out of school.
However, I have very little respect and DISLIKE Snoop Dogg very much, because he is a HORRIBLE example for teens everywhere, and (in my opinion) belongs in jail. His music is extremely negative and promotes gangs, crime, drugs, and everything else I mentioned above.
I have the most respect for Dr. Dre, because he's a smart, decent man, with creative ideas. He went somewhere with his life, and does a good job of depicting life for most poor minorities in the ghettos. His work is wonderful, and he deserves many awards.
Too bad this can't be said about most new rappers, although there are some good new rappers, such as: Lupe Fiasco and Eminem.
Rap sucks now..
by gplpark92 September 19, 2006
cheap plastic crap, unreliable and dies in 2 years. They are loud and weak, made of recycled engines from the 80s. This goes the same with Ford.
by gplpark92 July 29, 2006