gplpark92's definitions

iPod

Definition 1 (proper noun): Apple's Crappy Popular and EXTREMELY Overpriced MP3 Player, that is very easy to break and costs at LEAST 3 times as much as something just as good. Also, it requires the equally crappy and restrictive iTunes player.

Definition 2 (noun): What stupid people call any MP3 Player

David: Yo, I got a 60GB iPod for only $850! It's way better what you got!
Sanjay: Shut up, I bought my 60GB Creative for $200!
David(Feeling Regretful): Oh...

D-Roc: Yo wassup my homie G! I gots me-self one-o-those iPod thingies, not dem MP3's!!!!
Dr. Dre: Shut up moron! #1, it's MP3 Player (not MP3), #2, iPod is an MP3 Player!

by gplpark92 September 3, 2008

space shuttle

A series of 30-year-old "space transport vehicles" that are falling apart, with numerous problems and bugs, that are somehow still authorized for launch. NASA has no business using these ancient pieces of s**t. It is in their best interest to retire them ASAP, before more people are sacrificed because the Bush Administration's priorities are mixed up.

Challenger, Columbia, what's next? Discovery? Atlantis?

The Space Shuttle Program has costed almost $150 BILLION as of 2005. Think of what that $150 Billion could have been used for?

In my opinion, yes, there is something terribly wrong about this government, and I don't just mean our neanderthal president...

Either build a new space shuttle, or lay off, idiots.

by gplpark92 July 30, 2006

racists

wat America is full of

dont make fun of muslims, u racists

by gplpark92 August 20, 2006

mp3

1) A popular file format for music - stands for "MPEG Layer-3". Music downloaded off the internet is usually in MP3 Format, usually at a bitrate between 128kbps and 320kbps. It's balance between compression and quality is excellent, making it optimal for music.

2) "mp3" is what dumbasses call any MP3 (Player) that is not an iPod.

Joe: I don't have an MP3, i have an iPod!
Sandeep: 1) its MP3 Player,
2) iPod IS an MP3 Player
3) ur a f*cking dumbass

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Sandeep: yo, i ripped all my CDs to 192kbps MP3s
Alex: tight.

by gplpark92 August 8, 2006

jock

Stupid idiot selfish wealthy athlete who gets all respect and all girls in high school, who usually gets bad grades and gets nowhere in life. These people pick on the 'nerds' and smart people bcuz they think they're too 'cool' to study or do any work, so they pick on the minority student who isn't so popular. All the girls pay attention to him and ignore the hardworking, achieving students who work hard. Also, the only thing in these guys's brains are their sport, no one elses and nothing else.

everyone in my school. jocks.

by gplpark92 July 26, 2006

bionicle

Robotic creatures made of oddly-shaped Lego parts that look uncannily similar to Elites* and Jackals* from Halo(????hmm??).

The BIONICLE line is, in fact created for kids with zero imagination, because they rely on a stupid alien story and stupid instructions (Lego's enemy).

LEGO has had some pretty cool sets, (the commercial jets and race cars), not the stupid Mars crap or underground mole-people.

But yeah, i can't tell which came first, Halo or BIONICLE?? Seriously, go look.

Bionicle is stupid
They should use the Halo story.

by gplpark92 July 26, 2006

pirates

Back in the day, pirates were deadbeats, missing limbs, and yelling "ARRRR". They would go pillaging and raiding, and stealing everything they could find, on their 1700s boats.

Today, pirates are teenagers who host and seed downloads for P2P clients and Torrent servers, sharing software, music, and video.

Limewire
Kazaa
Bearshare
Napster
BitTorrent
BitComet
Aries
AudioGalaxy
^^^^^^^ Heaven for Pirates

by gplpark92 September 17, 2006