Liver Crush

The feelings of attraction one feels to someone of the opposite sex, but only when under the influence, and completely forgotten when sober.

"Man, apparently the past two times I saw Suzy when I was drunk, I was hitting on her hardcore... I think I have a liver crush on her."

by Maverick17 December 16, 2008

living the knoxville dream

being paid for being a total jackass

some dude: hey did u here about craig's new job
other dude: oh yeah didnt he get paid for pissing in that guy's cup
some dude: yeah man, he's sure is living the knoxville dream

by njman August 11, 2009

livershim

when a girl with a loose pussy puts raw liver inside her to make it tighter...

i choked on her livershim,

how to use....put raw liver on foot then gliding it with force into the orfice of this bitch.

by Gamso rules November 10, 2009

liver light

the imaginary light that turns on when you have drank too much, usually an indication that your liver is in danger of failing

person 1: yo, man, we've been drinking too much this week
person 2: i know. my liver light has been on since monday.

by asdfoim January 10, 2010

live facebooking

Frequently updating your status update with commentary about a live event. Akin to "live blogging".

I'm live facebooking the Olympics.

by dirty microphone February 12, 2010

Liver Bound

When the liver grows into or becomes infused with the spine and/or spinal cord.

If Y'all don't flip that baby it will become Liver Bound.

by cc jack May 3, 2010

liver waffle

insult ; mr.penis you have a tiny penis.

Raven: liver waffle.
Bronwyn: i know i need to get it check out :

by Raven mrpenis. September 26, 2010