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Humanititus

Putin building his dirty drone bomb really is proof that mankind is nothing more than a bad case humanititus.
by punkrawker January 19, 2016
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Humanality

Humility towards embarrassment from human experiences, such as the failure to adhere to the standard, unspoken code of ethics and manners. Examples; embracing bodily functions in the presence of other humans, such as unexpected projectile vomitting, flatulation during a cuddling session, fetishes, lack of toilet paper in public stalls, physical attraction to people through blunt verbage and/or gestures, putting one's foot in one's mouth, etc.
She appreciated her new roommate's humanality, caught naked on her way to the shower, in a horrible hung over state. "Ugh. Forgot my towel! Thanks for your humanality."
by Potatoes Mashed October 6, 2016
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Human yoga ball

someone who is so short and fat that they resemble a yoga ball
by Timperz August 9, 2016
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Humansynthesis

When you are giving someone a rim job, and they accidentally shit in your mouth.
What the hell! Your humansynthesis was the best one I had!
by reaganstump January 14, 2017
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human tractor

A male who plows all the hoes in the land as a hobby. Typically find them hanging around plow town waiting for some bitches.
Richard is a human tractor, man. He plows all the bitches and never gets tired. He's a machine!
by Moody Unicorn February 1, 2017
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Human

The state of which any semi-intelligent, narcissistic, selfish, loud, obnoxious organisims have reached the limit of their limited mental capacity and slowly sit down to wither away and die, while contemplating whether to pull the trigger of the loaded 12-gauge shotgun positioned in their mouth.
Her: What do you think of this species Gabe?
Me: Awful, utterly distasteful, just human
by Gabe654123 March 7, 2017
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humanigger

A slang racial term, targeted to humans by others races, especially cyborgs.
Look at that red liquid-bleeder, shaved monkey look a like, organic obsolete animal-like working body, fucking humanigger
by RobotNationalist December 7, 2016
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