Human Hotdog

for ones spouse to place a cool. hotdog between his or hers butt cheeks. and proceed to eat it out. until the dog is gone then proceed to lick the bootyhole of all the juices.

hey baby you wanna human hotdog me tonight.

jeff and john were looking for excitment so they started hotdog

by 1o1chris September 2, 2014

Human School

A derogatory term used against someone who fails at basic, low-level, standard etiquette or social mores when interacting with adults.

"Did you see that Lou 'liked' my post on Facebook that my grandmother died? He needs to go to Human School."

"Why did Lou take my ex-girlfriend to my wedding? Jerk only took shop in Human School."

by Mr Yellovich September 5, 2014

hump year

Year that starts on a Wednesday

The year 2014 is a hump year.

by PatrickASteward December 31, 2013

human DVR

When a midget sits on top of your TV and tells you all about a show you missed.

I need to set up my human DVR to record Brooklyn Nine Nine.

by Bvig33 February 14, 2014

Humanitarian Bastards

Hypocrite criers for their own victims.

The Humanitarian Bastards condemn their victims and accuse them of killing their own people.
Syria had its share of the 'Humanitarian Bastards' filling the stages at UNSC and all other stands condemning the Syrian people for fighting back al-Qaeda terrorists.

by ArabiSouri January 25, 2017

humwhip

Humwhip is a term used to encourage a pitcher to throw it fast to a batter. It can also be used at the end of a sentence as an exclamation to your chatter. For example, "Come on 8 er, throw him a strike kid, humwhip". It means whip it in there with a little hum (speed) on it.

Come on 8 er, throw him a strike kid, humwhip

by hornetAD February 13, 2017

Humptiply

To get into sexual intercourse with accelerated speed by humping then later on mutiplying offspring like rabbits at an intensifying enormus rate.

Be careful for that guy, he so loose that he likes to humptiply

by Soul-the-Mysterious December 27, 2016