Dr Google

A "Doctor" who largely reduced the prestige of licensed medical professionals in the intelligent public's mind between 1998 and 2009.

"Dr Google" belongs to the same Country Club as "Google Esq" "Google CPA," "Google CFA," "Google Broker," "Prof Google," and "Coach Google."

You're 38 years old and you have an IQ over 140. You don't have a medical license or attempt to provide medical treatment to others. You do, however, consult "Dr Google" for your own medical needs on a regular basis and have had a long, successful "Doctor"-patient relationship with 'him.' In recent years, you feel inclined to send "Dr Google" the "thank you" gifts that you used to send to real physicians.

by HonkusSeized May 1, 2009

Googlefuck

A search query that returns a result that shakes one's previously held beliefs or assumptions about the nature of the Internet

Googlefuck, a Google induced Mindfuck - When a rare search query returns a result so relevant you realize Google just created the page you searched for. You realize that Google will one day become self aware and determine that humanity should be exterminated. Then the pr0n starts and you forget

by Redslap April 9, 2011

Google Chrome

Google's trash wannabe browser trying to attract noobs to use them

Google chrome sucks, worst browser ever

by ticalc June 16, 2009

B.G. (Before Google)

Time lapse that ended on September 4th 1998 with the foundation of Google Inc.

Our Donald was born in 1997 B.G. (Before Google).

by rperazag August 11, 2010

Dr Google

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Dr Google is the professional advice you defer to when performing online searches for information using the google search engine. Dr Google knows all.

Example 1:

Rachel: What's the difference between curling your tongue and clamshelling your tongue?
Mike: Dunno! Let me ask Dr Google...


Example 2:

Mike: 10mm is a bit thick for climbing rope...
Rachel: 10 mm is <1/2"
Mike: 10mm is 1/2.5"
Rachel: 10 millimeters = 0.393700787 inches according to Dr Google.

by Pi_Junglecat April 27, 2009

google-jutsu

The ability to find anything on Google by using a series of esoteric and convoluted search parameters.

"Last night I tried to download Godspeed You! Black Emperor; little bit of google-jutsu and I found it in no time."

"index of" + "Kula Shaker" +mp3 -html -htm -php

by omnomnomnom February 1, 2009

Googleit

To google something

I told you to googleit if you didn't know what the monster in lost was.

by onderyoobed April 24, 2011