Essential Oils

Magical healing oils used by anti vaxxers

Karen: Did you get essential oils? I heard there's a covid outbreak in alabama
Me: fuck off karen

by OkayAndrew June 18, 2020

Espresso cookie

A character from Cookie Run: Kingdom. He may be a cookie but DAMN he's fine asf!

P1: Espresso cookie is so hot, I want him to step on me.

P2: Dude that's literally a cookie...

P1: I know but still

ESPRESSO COOKIE PLEASE COME HOME!!!

by a genderfluid toaster August 21, 2021

Esperanza

Funny and nice she is an amazing friend and loves hugs. Wants to be in good terms with everyone

Esperanza is so nice !

Yeah she is

by anonymous November 25, 2021

baby escape path

vagina... that is all

I shouldn't have gotten off in her baby escape path!

by Dj Imperial Grand Masters Eric and Marcus April 4, 2008

Yeeeter'istmenst'(arss)thdk'dick'in'your'butt(fuck)estin(me)st(jerry)ssst

When your walking down the hallway (specifically a left handed hallway)eating out your cats ass hole and you stub your toe on your right foot

I was heading to the kitchen with tom when I Yeeeter'istmenst'(arss)thdk'dick'in'your'butt(fuck)estin(me)st(jerry)ssst myself

by potatoes fagit February 19, 2017

Male Escort

the coverup legal name for male prostitute. Pleasuring both of his female but mostly his male acquaintances, the guy is either a desperate straight guy needing of money, or gay guy for various reasons.

Male Escort: I made $500 for 2 hours to give some guy a bj
Female Prostitute: I made $70 for a 5 min bj

by mcloovesex June 14, 2011

Estonian

A person from Estonia, a very beautiful country in northeast Europe.

Liivi was born in Estonia, therefore she is Estonian.

by Elva January 6, 2006