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Finger Dash 

The act of quickly itching your butthole in public.
"Am I the only one who saw the priest keep doing the finger dash while giving communion?".
Finger Dash by MR.ZERO July 24, 2011
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dashboard confessional 

godlike... Chris is amazing live!
dashboard confessional by Kelly September 3, 2003

dashboard confessional 

A really good band. They may be considered "emo" but that doesn't mean they encourage people to self harm while listening to their songs. I believe they have a lyric that says "But I am cleaning up so well..."
SO maybe before you slag them off any more you should do your research.
A man who sings about his feelings is sexier than one who isn't intelligent enough to write them down and therefor disses guys who can.
Those who can't, critisize. It's called Jealousy.
In the same vein as "junk in the trunk", the dashboard denotes the chest region of a woman or female identified person.
My girl's got a dashboard for daaaaays
breasts boobs titties jugs tatas breastesses
dashboard by rorrific January 6, 2015

dine and dash 

Something only total jerks, that don't realize that your server who in most states only make about $3-4 an hour plus tips minus tip-share (so leave 20% bitches) and usually has to pay out of their own pocket for walkouts/ D n D's, would do because they are too lame to pay for their own food. These are sometimes a single person out of a group of cheap bastards that order water and ask how much everything on the menu is if the price isn't listed. These types should stick to Taco bell, or the dollar menu somewhere. If you cant afford to tip eat fast food.

Also known as Walkout or D N D.
Server 1: Damn I am only walkin with $50 tonight because of those little punks that dine and dashed on their $40 tab and I had to pay for it!

Server 2: Man that sucks! I made $100!

Server 1: Its cool though I know where one of them works. I'll catch up with him there and get my money or take it out on his face!
dine and dash by J u s t i n December 31, 2007

THE DINE AND DASH GANG 

The Dine And Dash Gang - WHERE FORMED IN 2004 BY 3 HUNGRY AND SKINT LADS, WHILE ON A LITTLE TRIP TO GALWAY. THE MANY RESTAURANTS THAT HAVE SUFFERD THE PAIN OF THE DINE AND DASH GANG WILL HAVE NOTICED THE LOGO OF A STICK MAN RUNNING AWAY FROM A RESTAURANT. LOOK DOWN BELOW FOR THE GANGS FAMOUS TECHNIQUES.
1. THE CIGARETTE EXCUSE, THIS IS WHERE ONE MEMBER IS LEFT IN THE RESTAURANT AND ASKS THE WAITRESS IF IT IS OK TO GO OUTSIDE FOR A CIGARETTE NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN!

2. THE FINAL INSULT, THIS IS 1 THAT HAS BEEN USED RECENTLY. THIS IS WHERE 1 MEMBER RECIEVES THE BILL WHILE THE OTHERS WAIT OUTSIDE HE WALKS OVER TO THE BAR TO PAY, LOOKS OVER IN HIS WALLET INFRONT OF THE BAR MAN ON THE TILL AND SAYS LOUDLY "SHIT" AND BLATENLY RUNS OUT.

THE OUTDOOR JOB, THIS IS A TECHNIQUE MOST AMATEURS USE. SIMPLY EAT OUTSIDE OF THE RESTAURANT SO YOU CANT CLEARY BE SEEN BYWAITER AND ON DEPARTURE BEFORE RUNNING YOU MUST SHOUT OUT SOMETHING LOUD TO DRAW THE WAITERS ATTENION AS THIS PROVIDES A BETTER ADRENALIN RUSH WHILE RUNNING AS YOU MAY RECIEVE A CHASE!! d+d+g