The term used for when a dude pretends to be a chick online for the sake of sexual arousal, fantasy and gratification purposes. The dude then gets so caught up in his fantasy that he forgets he is a dude and sets up to meet the object of his online affection thereby creating a "Ding Dong Dude" situation.
Guy #1: These last couple weeks have been amazing! I can't wait to meet you in real life!
Guy #2 (pretending to be a girl): Oh my god! I know right?! I'm so excited! I just know we will have even more fun than we have online!
-2 weeks later-
Guy #3: Hey whatever happened to that hottie you were talking to online? I thought you drove out to meet her or something.
Guy #1: Yeah. I don't really wanna talk about it.
Guy #3: Dude, stop being a pussy! Was she a beast? Hideous? Did she Catfish ya?
Guy #1: No. It was a Ding Dong Dude kinda thing. Like...showed up to meet and it was like whoa...you're a dude.
Guy #3: Whoa. My condolences man.
Guy #2 (pretending to be a girl): Oh my god! I know right?! I'm so excited! I just know we will have even more fun than we have online!
-2 weeks later-
Guy #3: Hey whatever happened to that hottie you were talking to online? I thought you drove out to meet her or something.
Guy #1: Yeah. I don't really wanna talk about it.
Guy #3: Dude, stop being a pussy! Was she a beast? Hideous? Did she Catfish ya?
Guy #1: No. It was a Ding Dong Dude kinda thing. Like...showed up to meet and it was like whoa...you're a dude.
Guy #3: Whoa. My condolences man.
by sweet_melissa79 March 7, 2013
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a title given to person of extraordinary prestige usu. someone who is known for getting things done.
(A limousine pulls up)
Jack- "Say who is that getting out the car"
Tim- "I dont know man"
Someone in the background- "That's Dat Boy, Dat Guy, Dat Dude Rock James. He's about to wreckshop on these cats. Dont let the babyface fool ya. Yo that cat peeps game from a distance like a contact lense. If you need to get something done, hollatcha boy."
Jack- "Say who is that getting out the car"
Tim- "I dont know man"
Someone in the background- "That's Dat Boy, Dat Guy, Dat Dude Rock James. He's about to wreckshop on these cats. Dont let the babyface fool ya. Yo that cat peeps game from a distance like a contact lense. If you need to get something done, hollatcha boy."
by rockjames February 17, 2006
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Old West, circa 1870s term for east coast, tarted up yanks gone west, to either get dirty up to their arse or get killed, while pursuing some futile gold rush.
Old West, circa 1870s term for east coast, tarted up yanks gone west, to either get dirty up to their arse or get killed, while pursuing some futile gold rush.
Where the fuck did the DUDE get killed?
At the fucking creek, where the DUDE went down on one hell of a mother fucking gold strike to fucking hell, the fucking cocksucker.
At the fucking creek, where the DUDE went down on one hell of a mother fucking gold strike to fucking hell, the fucking cocksucker.
by Tristan December 21, 2004
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"there are some naked women in this film, but almost every naked woman scene has a muscular dude giving the screen an ass picnic. Dude-ity is something directors put in their movies so people will think they’re serious, I guess, and not just throwing in naked hotties."
DUDE NUDITY (“DUDE-ITY”)
"there are some naked women in this film, but almost every naked woman scene has a muscular dude giving the screen an ass picnic. Dude-ity is something directors put in their movies so people will think they’re serious, I guess, and not just throwing in naked hotties."
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