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Dudesbian 

A dudeish lesbian with the menality of a guy who is only attracted to women, but doesnt want to put up with their bitchyness, so pretends to be bi sexual and dates femine looking men even though she only likes vagina.

A simple classification term, not to be taken in a derogatory manner.

Another form of dike.
No she's still sleeping with chicks and she won't touch him, she's a dudesbian.
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Dresbian 

Butch lesbians usually with short, spiked and coloured hair whom reside in Dresden, Germany. Ofter mistaken as confused men, as they wear fake Ed Hardy, baggy stonewashed jeans with ghetto Nike's and the unforgivable mop of hair on the heads.
'Let's get out of here! This club is full of Dresbians!'.

Tourist: 'What in God's name is that?!'
Local: 'Oh, that's a Dresbian. They're everywhere!'
Dresbian by disguisted foreigner December 26, 2010
A lesbian who uses Debian
I was a desbian until I moved to Arch

Humpty-dudeian 

(noun) a homosexual male; a man who engages in sexual activity with other men (pronounced hump-tee-doo-dee-an).

This term is devoid of derogatory connotation and is similar to the nouns describing the natives or citizens of particular countries, e.g "He's an American, she's a Russian".

"Humpty-dudeian" may refer to residents of the mythical land of Humpty-Dude, which is thought to be where Brokeback Mountain is located, however current theories suggest that this is merely a state of mind or mild delusion, such as the optimistic belief system which gives currency to the idea that saliva is a viable alternative to personal lubricant.

From "to hump (verb) - to have sex" and "dude (noun) - a human being of the masculine gender"
Heath: "So how come Pete hasn't found the right girl yet?"
Jake: "He's a humpty-dudeian."
Humpty-dudeian by Mark & Phillip September 22, 2009

Delesbianize 

When a guy tries to turn a lesbian into a heterosexual
My brother is trying to delesbianize his female friend
Delesbianize by WhyUsNow January 10, 2011

Dudesonian 

The language of the 'dude' - also known as 'dood'. Dudesonian is adopted by the extremist surfer culture who have been raised by the water. They stand by love, peace, and the waves. Dudesonians are rare creatures, but when you see them, you will know.
'Hakuna Matutes my dood (dudesonian)!' - while shaking their thumb and pinky (surfer sytle)

'See you at the surf my slimy-slimeson' - Trent says to Markoos

'Find peace in the waves' - Thrash praises
Dudesonian by theforeskinner April 18, 2022
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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