Dick Joust 

When two or more men run at each other, fully erect, trying to knock the other(s) over.

Sir Broderick: Stand down, Sir Ian! The crown is surely mine.
Sir Ian: And what are you proposing?
Sir Broderick: A Dick Joust, the greater man will be left standing.

Dick Joust by DumbCumBumWhoPissesAndShitsRum April 12, 2017

dick meeting 

A gathering in which one or more dicks are present.

Oy! Gingerballs! What... are you on your way to a... dick meeting?

dick meeting by AlistairSmithersbottom September 23, 2009

dick weevil

One who consumes cock on a massive and devastating scale. This individual is also characterized by their aggravating and persistent presence, despite continuous efforts to eradicate them.

"dude, why do we have to take your brother to the lake? He's a total dick weevil."

dick weevil by MrBQ June 30, 2014

dick therapy 

The therapeutic use of male sexual reproductive organs to alleviate a number of maladies including; Stress, Insomnia, Depression, Anxiety, Agitation, Loneliness, Hunger, Thirst, Constipation, Priapism, Nutritional Deficiencies (Vitamin C, Zinc, Protein, Phosphates) and Blue Balls.

"Wow that girl desperately needs some Dick Therapy"

"Felt better after I watched some porn and had a little dick therapy"

dick therapy by kingjazzy October 13, 2014

Dick Gumshoe 

The biggest Miles Edgeworth simp bigger than Ema Skye

Jack: Who’s your favorite ace attorney character

Orange: Dick Gumshoe

Dick Gumshoe by Thatonebi_bitch October 1, 2021

dick flick 

The testosterone-driven opposite of a "chick flick". Generally contains lots of car chases, explosions, and boobs.

dick flick by Cimmerian Southpaw October 14, 2003

dick foam 

The aftermath of your cum after you ejaculate and decide to go for an immediate round 2 after your done look down and the cum from round 1 will be frothy

i should of cleaned up instead of going again straight away now my dicks coverd in dick foam

dick foam by 'THE FOUR HORSEMEN' November 4, 2018