clown crotch

a red heads vagina..that hasn't been shaved...

Rosey has a clown crotch..she needs to shave that shit...

clown crotch by s-dizzle February 21, 2004

Sasquatch Crotch 

When pubic hair around the genitals or "Ballfro" is big enough to cover the entire crotchal region.

Gurchrude: "Omg!"

Helga: "What is it?"

Gurchrude: "Last night i banged a Lumberjack."

Helga: "...and?"

Gurchrude: "Nah. You wouldn't believe me if i told you.."

Helga: "Tell me anyway."

Gurchrude: "Ok.. Last night... i saw... a Sasquatch Crotch!"

Helga: "Mmmm, yummy."

Sasquatch Crotch by Zach Wagner March 1, 2009

sex crotch

Dripping wet vagina or pussy.

I want him so bad..." "He's giving me sex crotch...

sex crotch by smokebongo November 13, 2010

Louisiana Swamp Crotch 

A mixture if un-kept hair and perspiration in between the legs. Smells of raccoon's asshole and sac-sweat. This vile substance that is spawned creates a large red rash sometimes puss filled, which causes the victim to walk as if they've unloaded a mass quantity of diarrhea in their pants. Unlike duck butter this condition is underwear ruining, usually identified by large battery acid-like holes that can sometimes reach the butthole area. Caused by thunder thighs and hot, humid environments. This condition is life ruining.

Did you smell the Louisiana Swamp Crotch in that golden corral? I puked all over out toothless waitress.

Louisiana Swamp Crotch by CapGun July 1, 2011

James Bond Crotch Rot 

What happens when multiple STD's combine in a person, to form a super STD. This super disease melts through the person's crotch, and thier organs dump out through the newly created hole.

That girl's such a whore, she must have James Bond Crotch Rot

James Bond Crotch Rot by teh Face June 20, 2005

hot crotch

When someone is feeling horny and feels the need to be sexually satisfied by any interested person. When someone has hot crotch, their standards may be lowered in order to fulfil their sexual desires. Hot crotch is usually, but not always, alcohol induced.

Sarah had some serious hot crotch last night; she would have taken anyone home from the bar!

hot crotch by BigAsh&LJ September 24, 2016

fire crotch

a large orange bush located in the pubic area of the human body. Forest fire crotches are known to occur most often in Ireland and Scotland.

I have a fire crotch and if you mess with me i will burn your fucking face off you fucker.

fire crotch by lewisbowels September 10, 2004