Clount

Clount means to count something very wrong

Joe is always Clounting

by AuroraLikesHamsters June 5, 2023

colount

This doesnt mean needle in a haystack. This not a real word either.

Btw I love to troll.

colount isnt a word

by mothodchront June 17, 2023

Count Vanillula

the white man's count chocula

"Who was leading that pack of men in white hoods?"
"count vanillula"

by dilflord July 17, 2023

counterfit

A fake temper-tantrum.

Some grownups think that imitating a child's needless emotional meltdown will cause said youngsters to see how ridiculous and silly it makes him look, but often said "counterfit" actions just make said pint-sized complainer feel all the more upset and dissatisfied.

by QuacksO July 27, 2023

count fiasco

The "count fiasco" refers to a software version of the "Hondicard" educational software in which users were temporarily unable to create new decks by skipping the release control procedures.

Marc says: "Did you hear about the count fiasco at Hondicard?"

by cheetahbyte August 4, 2023

Countercrookin

The action of inflicting great physical and/or mental harm, hurt, or torture to someone who has attempted to enter one’s property, home, or domain with criminal intent.

“The dude tried to rob our house not knowing we’re countercrookin. So we tied him up and have been waterboarding him for about a week now.

by Street justice August 13, 2023

countdown-a-tosis

A person who has gotten so addicted to the show Countdown, it develops into a medical condition. It could even make one form an emotional attachment to a Countdown clock.

David: I love playing Countdown. I play it at least 5 times a day.
Karl Pilkington: Perhaps you need to see a doctor, you may have countdown-a-tosis.

by jrs99 August 18, 2023