Concoius

A decease from the game ark that will kill any black nigga

The downy got concoius

by Davestgamr December 4, 2021

Condom

What your dad forgot to wear.

Emma: you wore the condom... right?
Chad: oh...oh no... OH FUCK

and that how you were made

by poop master on god December 10, 2021

Condom

A rubber tool that goes over your ding dong to have no kids like yoursarlf

Dammm jimmy you should have put on a condom

by Lowerpower666 December 14, 2021

condollence

An expression of sympathy to a young girl over a no-longer-usable human-replica toy.

During the course of my weekly vacuuming, I accidentally destroyed my 8-year-old daughter's Malibu Barbie, but since it was a very common style that was therefore readily available at the local Walmart, I was able to simply replace the broken unit with an identical new one, and so my "little mama" never knew the difference when she got home from school; no condollences were required.

by QuacksO December 17, 2021

Condom Sausage

A term used for people that are intellectually stupid compared to you.

John : Hey Mick
Mick : your'e a condom sausage

by x1Hunter1x February 17, 2022

condom

broking one

ur dad used a broking condom.

by foxy_vr February 18, 2022

Condom

The thing your parents should've used.

"Damn, I should've used a condom last night."

by averagetauntkiller February 28, 2022