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conker balls

Spikey testicles with regrowth after being shaved
I had sex with Martin and he had a right pair of conker balls
by LeeBeexx January 2, 2017
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Raining balls

When something bad turns out ok. When a girl's day seems to be looking up, they have a feeling it's going to rain balls.
Linda: So, How's your day?
Melanie: Meh. Wish it was raining balls.
by Esa4 January 31, 2021
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Nigger Balls Corporation

A massive intergalactical company that has all the money in the world and secretly controls it. They own everything and have everything. They spread monkeys around the entire Earth, and earn money and power from it.
Nigger Balls Corporation is worth quintillions!
by HJJ I November 2, 2023
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Soaked 'er Balls

The term used after putting lots of Visine into someones eyes.
Usually happens after smoking weed.
Guy 1:"How come Laura's eyes aren't red, you can't even tell she's stoned."

Guy 2:"that's because I soaked 'er balls after our sesh."
by ~meatsandwich~ April 20, 2009
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shit out my balls

Shit out my balls. I woke up with a dildo in my ass again.
by MSHUAH July 4, 2009
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lack of balls

Someone who says shit about you behind your back gossips whispers slates you but don't have the balls to say it to your face..
Why have you been chatting shit about me you must have a lack of balls to say it to my face
by Bumflap May 2, 2016
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Can I put my Balls in yo jaws

CAAN I PUT MY DAMN BALLS IN YO PISSHIT JAWS
by theteeheegod1 December 7, 2021
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