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bellshears 

two men who like to meet up together and trim their pubic hairs with some garden shears.
word originaly comes from the italion dictionary but has ancestors of the orient. it was later combined with the new engish chav culture to be a re-invented word
1: fancy meeting up tonite for trimming our pubes??
2: yea!! awesome ill bring the garden shears
1: make sure they aint rusty this time and try not to cut yourself aswell :/
2: you know we really should create a name for this
1: bellshears!!??
2: rock on dude, pick me up in your megan sports coupe tonite then
bellshears by excessive? December 24, 2008
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bellshears 

One who is either:

a) bellringer
b) bellman

or c) Someone who loves Chris Tucker.

Alternative uses dependent on the locality, others may refer to 'bellshears' as a 'pre-movement' to the verb - bellringing.
He looks all set to bellring tonight, he is totally bellshears.

He was born with Bellshears on his certificate.
bellshears by Vince_55 April 2, 2007
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