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asshole

a man who ignores, pretends to treat his gf good, and is shocked when finds out his gf actually did cheat on him b/c of the anger he cause her, and then makes a big scene then goes and does the same thing and thinks its fine...

makes cry, hits things and yells at her, and doesn't think he has a problem
they say there's love but is there?
by nfg May 10, 2005
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asshole

The asshole's wife couldn't stop him from pooping on the toliet seat
by mp_thug_for_life_yo October 28, 2006
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asshole

Any male member of the Bush Family. Also can be used as "Dumb Asshole."
Dubya was tired of being called an Asshole so he said to the media, "Bring it on......" *Clint Eastwood western music....*
by Samuel Macon May 30, 2006
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asshole cat

noun | lint found in a person's anus.
"Someone forgot to flush and there's an asshole cat on their shit!"
by peter25 December 29, 2008
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"Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time" is what Matt likes me to do sometimes.
Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time
by eda-skip October 15, 2021
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urban asshole

A freaking annoying guy/girl who regurgitates definition he has stolen on other websites (usually wikipedia, see wikitarded) using copy/paste on urban dictionary. Most of the time, they haven't even read what they are copying. They don't care, they just want to look smart. Obviously, those people don't understand the concept of urban dictionary (wich is inventing or defining slang words in my opinion)
I was looking at the definition for queen but I abandonned because a bunch of urban assholes were there before me and had copy/pasted their whole biography and discography. DAMN I HATE THOSE URBAN ASSHOLES
by Carl Wetbush April 1, 2008
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paper asshole

1. Fucking jerk
2. A person who thinks they are so much more important than someone else.
3. A person who thinks that they are above any laws or order.
4. Alternate meaning- fucking asshole.

If you are a paper asshole we know who you are, but because you are a paper asshole you have no idea how much of an asshole you are because, you are a, paper asshole. Hey all you paper assholes, we know who you are and you cant hide you pricks!
1. That guy in my office is a real paper asshole.

2. I cant believe that woman just cut me in line for tickets, she is a real paper asshole.

3. Hello police... yes this is Mike Jones from Oak St, there is a paper asshole in a blue volvo driving up the street at ridiculous speeds. Yes sir, we will respond and beat the shit out of that paper asshole immidiately.
by Cheppo July 12, 2006
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