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Old Man Gap Year

The time off between your last day of work and your first day of retirement, typically spent drinking, golfing, fishing, or drinking. Usually occurs when you’re not quite ready to retire, but you can’t stand your fucking job for another second.
I saw Fred at the golf course again yesterday. Did he retire or is he just on his “Old Man Gap Year”?
by Nacho Burris November 4, 2022
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New Year Got My

Something you say what your nigga is on the couch and it is also new years.
New Year Got My Nigga Chillin ON The Couch, He's Going To Be Happy When I Put My Dick Inside His Mouth. Nigga What?
by SlaveOwner69420 December 8, 2020
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One thousand years of death

Noun
A jutsu when kakashi fingered naruto's booty hole and lead him flying.

Verb
Finger fuck in which 4 fingers go in
Fuck her from behind like one thousand years of death.
by VanillaRanchIceCream August 22, 2019
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14 Year Old Boy

A 14 year old boy is an upgraded form of a 13 year old boy. There are many types of 14 year old boys. One example is the "computer" version. This version will usually try to act highly intelligent and usually ends up failing horribly at it. It will act like a complete retard, trying to troll while looking mature at the same time. Another form is the "Gangsta" version. 'Nuff said.

Many of the users on popular sites like "Encyclopedia Dramatica" are of this age. And 15% of the viewers of pornhub are 14 year old boys.

They will also use forced memes at least 100 times a day, and usually use profane vocabulary.
*Adults are talking and make a joke*
14 Year Old Boy: Hahahah! That's classic. *Tries to act like he gets it*
*Adults laugh at him, and he thinks that they aren't*
by rodneyalcala June 24, 2010
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12 year old boy

person: look at that 12 year old boy over there.
me: oh my god is that emma chamberlain?!?!1!!
by bailey44 October 1, 2018
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13 year old girl

A girl who thinks she is old enough to do whatever she wants, sometimes going through the "scene" phases. She tries to fit in with older people usually. Most of the time this person looks older than 13 or tries to act older than 13, she usually dates people older than her. She tries to be adventurous and tries new and dangerous things.
David: "dude! that girl is sooo hot"
Friend: "she's a 13 year old girl.."
David: "omg, she looks so much older than that"
by Mo0dyMeadow June 22, 2015
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Post peak years

The number of years somebody is past their heyday, in case they forgot what the same person trying to make themself look respectful and kiss ass today thought of their glory years yesterday.
His post peak years had already begun, and the girl thought he didn't already know it.
by The Original Agahnim July 18, 2021
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