tittykapom

rhymes with "the bomb.com," and means to be wonderfully weird. Those who possess this quality are free spirited and aren't afraid to be themselves no matter how silly and strange they might seem.

Jen is so funny, she's the bomb.com and tittykapom!

by tittykapomdotcom March 13, 2017

titty backed hoe

When a woman is so fat that her back looks like it has tiities on it.

" Man that Titty backed hoe is fucking trailer trash dawg"

by Mikenator32 May 17, 2017

titty expensive

When a man (or a woman) does something for the hopes that he will receive boob. Usually within the context of money, like paying for dinner so that something sexual will happen after.

Alex: Are you going to prom?
Brian: Nah, it's titty expensive.
Alex: What?
Brian: If I ain't getting titty, it's too expensive.

by Shollyboster May 27, 2017

titty queer

Whimsical phrase from long haul trucker lingo denoting a powerful attraction to female breasts - particularly the larger varieties

Gene: Check out those bazookas over there with them rose tattoos
Craig: Quit gawkin' you perv. You ain't nothin' but titty queer and rockin' chair goofy

by wch-meister July 15, 2017

titty cola

Carbonated titty milk used commonly at birthday parties or other special events

Fuck that titty cola at Brett's 5th birthday party was good!

by TittyColaLover June 19, 2017

titty cock sucker

a term used in blind rage

aw fuckin' titty cock sucker

by Ultimatestageofbordomgy November 20, 2017

titty smuggler

One who takes ownership of another’s breasts.

Damn Danny stop being a titty smuggler.

by Kojm December 22, 2017