stoned face

the face of kangaroo which is silly and stupid, generally just staring blankly and chewing something without thinking

see that dumb kangaroo has such a stupid stoned face.

by im not kangaroo December 22, 2010

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stoned

Something Whitey has been doing a lot lately

I'm a bad boy! Therefore I'll get stoned

by ilovefeet August 4, 2003

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Rosetta Stoned

When someone not ordinarily prone to party, live it up, or be out of control does just that.

Man, Michael Phelps got cold busted getting Rosetta Stoned.

by Otto the Orange February 3, 2009

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stonedrunk

The condition of being stoned and drunk at the same time.

We drank some Green Dragon in our hotel room and went watersliding stonedrunk.

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I had a mickey of Vodka and did some bong rips, it got me really stonedrunk.

by thanielusher May 10, 2006

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A Stonecold Susan is the act of Ultimate anal pleasure. One Must lie down in a 69 position with one's partner on top of, or below them, and each partner must have one or several cubes of ice. Each partner then rubs the ice cubes around the surface of the other's partners' anus, until it becomes numb. When this step is complete, each partner must give the other a Rim Job until desired anal pleasure is achieved.

My wife and I were looking for something new to spice up our sex lives, nothing compared to the extreme pleasure of a Stonecold Susan, It caused both me and my wife to scream uncontrolably!

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My girlfriend and I gave each other a Stonecold Susan last night. I got so excited I released some Fecal matter on her forehead! Its a good thing all she cared about was the extreme anal pleasure she was experiencing! It is a must have in anyone's sex lives!

by David Bq July 28, 2008

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