Steamed Crumpet

Dropping a juicy, ripe, musky turd in the gym steam room, cranking the heat and then heading for the showers.

It was as if a demon had sucked the air out of old Dorian’s lungs when he stepped into the steam room and was over come by the vaporous fog of Cedric’s steamed crumpet.

by Dick Onchin February 5, 2023

sleasey

someone, usually a man, that is perverted but keeps to himself. Has wild fantasies though.

oh him? yeah, he’s kinda sleasey but he’s not that bad tbh.

by vertebrae February 28, 2023

Sease

1.A person with a extremely large penis
2. A person with large potential

1. That guy has to be a sease
2. Ronnie is such a sease

by Dr. Nathalie. B. Bloomberg April 8, 2023

Steamed Clam

When a woman farts and it maneuvers itself towards the front and into her vagina so she ends up having to queef it out.

My wife ripped one and gave herself a Steamed Clam.

by jtrier1 April 28, 2023

steazers

four black guys in one room with a stripper pole and four pounds of lube.
(yk what happens next)

black guy1: "yo you wanna have a steazers sesh tonight"
black guy2: "HELL YEAH, ILL GET THE LUBE"

by anonymous May 2, 2023

Steasable

Acceptable, or “fair”.

‘That reaction was indeed steasable.’

by Nobody Posts June 29, 2023

stealexxx

when steph meets alex and relaxes

stealexxx about it

by felicity f July 7, 2023