sales shark

(Noun, Derogatory Slang)
Someone who works in sales, usually a call center, who will ask a potential customer questions about things that matter to them, and then use those answers to manipulate them into buying something they don't need or signing up for a payment plan.

"Man, I wasn't sure I'd get off the phone, that sales shark kept pressuring me to buy a landline when I only use my cell phone. I couldn't believe he said I'd need a landline 'in case something happened to my kids and they needed to call for help'. Who says that kind of thing to sell something???"

by VeryUnhappyCamper June 29, 2016

Goblin shark

When you’re giving a blow job and you get to the base and you unhinge your jaw and get the balls as well

Man, this bitch last night was giving my head and I look down and she’s doing the goblin shark, I’m in love bro

by Naillingtamra May 21, 2018

shark

a crack fiend that walks around the neighborhood allnight looking on the ground for rocks

1) man did you see that shark pacing up and down the street last night

by Passion November 29, 2003

schack

-a douche bag
-a bag that is used for the cleansing of a women's vaginal canal

Dude, that girl's vagina is disgusting, she better schack it or I'm not touching it.

Shut the fuck you, you schack

by Mike November 20, 2003

Tiger Shark

1. The animal in the ocean.
2. A person with "stripes" aka stretch marks that smells like fish.

"Man you a tiger shark, because you stripes and you smell fish."

by Rankless Warrior September 1, 2009

shark week

a shark's brain looks like a vagina hence, a girl's monthly period is called Shark WEEK

Shark week this week. Crap :(

by iamsomerhalder October 23, 2010

Mud Shark

A turd...

That mud shark really left its mark on the way down... my mom made me clean it up with the brush!

by teawhy701 December 1, 2010