random dick suck

Randomly Sucking another mans dick for zero Reason

What in the random dick suck

by Freckslafooks January 27, 2023

Random Randy

When you get out of the shower and you forget to dry it and goes all over the place and you look like some guy named Randy.

Person 1- Wow your hair is so soft and fluffy
Person 2- Yeah but I definitely look like Random Randy right now

by anonymous February 15, 2023

Rando

The team member in a video game that's not a part of your party or group, and joins via random matchmaking. Consistently unreliable and never trustworthy.

"I thought the rando was watching that angle!"

"Never trust the rando."

by Knightsundere February 24, 2023

Randoed

The act of ruining someone elses life by accusing them for partaking in unprotect Tibbering which we all know is, Illegal

"Hey Ronnie! How was your day?"
"Dude, I just got Randoed by this asshole, I knew I shouldn't have agreed to having unprotected Tibber sex with him last night, I knew it was illegal to do so but I just found it so Captivating"

by Randoe March 5, 2023

Random

The name of like 100 people like me whos name is Random

'Hey Random how's it going

by Randomsnz November 1, 2022

Randolph ahahh

Randolph ahahh is that feeling when you see GeorgeNotFound stim on stream and get happy but then you fall flat on your face because your fucking dumbass was looking at your phone when you were walking.

Pokimane pulled a Randolph ahahh when she got caught for proudly saying it wasn't funny.

by Bobby Winklezfppt November 2, 2022

Random crits day

Everybody on September 22nd will have 100% random critical hits on their knives and guns. Get that killstreak, soldier!

Also, murder is legal on that day from 8 A.M. to 18 P.M.

"Yo dude, it's random crits day!"
"Wait wha-"
*Stabbing and revolver shooting sounds*
Spy from TF2: *laughs*

by Spy from TF2 November 8, 2022